Grandfather had a list of all my wrongdoings I had prepared by his request...he read through barely looking up.. tut tutting and scowling at the misdemeanours on the page.

I will offer you a way to purge those guilt feelings that plague you..said Grandfather but one short sharp shock will not be sufficient for all these years of naughtiness. .oh dear me no!
I will mail you my suggestion and it's entirely up to you if you wish to accept
But heed me the lesson will be physical punishment and it will be more severe than you have ever had.
T.B.C