I expect we've all seen quirky headlines like "Six Of The Best [wooden mustard spoons or whatever]" - usually in weekend magazines advertising un-needed household goods at un-wanted prices!



Today in Dorset Echo:

"Rare cane makes mark at sale".

My goodness - too many tints of monotone in the fleshpots of suburban Bournemouth? Whacky shenanigans in the barns of rural Ryme Intrinsica?

No: it was an antique walking-cane.