A boys challenge to me

[Bluebell73]

Hi Romasz

You have nothing to worry about , she is a lovely person with a great smile. I was in her lair earlier in the week getting a bit of treatment and look, I am still alive. Nothing like you are looking for of course but she does tailer her sessions to suit the recipiants needs. I always carry a white flag in my pocket so that I can wave it when I am in a bit of distress although now and again she ignores it if she thinks I am chickening out to early and she is just starting to enjoy herself. You will have a great time with her.



BB73

Would be nice to know what the implements were to be in advance? Would they all be at full force etc...a lot of variables ...If it was 13 strokes with 13 canes at max force it would be more like blood sports !! as someone stated earlier too many unknowns to go ahead with the challenge, guess I am afraid that Miss Fife will go crazy while recipient is strapped to her bench of evil...but I have an appointment on the 13th and will certainly being on the recieving end of 13 strokes!! as to how many implements not sure I am hoping Miss Fife does not have 13 implements.....

[romasz]

Very true she is a nice lady ...but she has a vicious side once she has an implemnet in her hands...well not sure as you say she can see to well she could ignore the white flag...
Also not sure I like here choice of instruments especially the canes..need to experience a caning from here before we would agree to the canes..maybe she needs to offer a choice of 13 implemnts i.e. Strap & Tawses, Paddles and Whips and finally Canes and for wimps Fluffy slippers from her wardrobe...!! or what about a lucky dip give all her implemnts a number and you draw the numbers from a hat! knowing my luck I would draw the worst implments!! anyway I will meet her on Tuesday

[Bluebell73]

Romasz


You have to be careful what you say, suggesting things like lucky dip gives her ideas. Next it will be rolling two loaded dice that always come up double six to see how many you are going to get. Forget the fluffy slippers from the wardrobe, it will be that nasty little black sandshoe (plimsoll) that she loves to use. Anyway have a great time and let us know if you are still alive and kicking afterwards.


BB73

Very true she is a nice lady ...but she has a vicious side once she has an implemnet in her hands...well not sure as you say she can see to well she could ignore the white flag...
Also not sure I like here choice of instruments especially the canes..need to experience a caning from here before we would agree to the canes..maybe she needs to offer a choice of 13 implemnts i.e. Strap & Tawses, Paddles and Whips and finally Canes and for wimps Fluffy slippers from her wardrobe...!! or what about a lucky dip give all her implemnts a number and you draw the numbers from a hat! knowing my luck I would draw the worst implments!! anyway I will meet her on Tuesday

[romasz]

Thats true any chance to turn a game into one of ass destruction...I am sure she is not that wicked...well she is from Fife !!

[Bluebell73]

Hi Romasz

You will have noticed that she has gone a bit quiet. That is a danger sign. It probably means that she is doing a bit of plotting and planning. On the other hand it could be down to the fact that she is enjoying a glass or two of the vino blanco that she has a bit of a weakness for. I would say that Fife could be a dangerous place to visit unless you are passing through very quickly. And keep your eyes open for the flying broomstick. It has a habit of catching up with your rearend.

BB73

Thats true any chance to turn a game into one of ass destruction...I am sure she is not that wicked...well she is from Fife !!

[Barbedwire]

Plotting and planning - whatever do you mean ???? I would never do such a thing ,it just comes naturally .
Anyway, after what I heard from the science teacher about what the boy has been upto - well he has landed himself in it again hhahahhahah
Roll on Tuesday

I'm looking forward to receiving a new broomstick shortly

Barbie x

Hi Romasz

You will have noticed that she has gone a bit quiet. That is a danger sign. It probably means that she is doing a bit of plotting and planning. On the other hand it could be down to the fact that she is enjoying a glass or two of the vino blanco that she has a bit of a weakness for. I would say that Fife could be a dangerous place to visit unless you are passing through very quickly. And keep your eyes open for the flying broomstick. It has a habit of catching up with your rearend.

BB73

[romasz]

Will have to postpone this session...for week or so to take advantage of an up and coming trip abroad..
This will be a chance for her dayship to have her wicked way without worrying about marks...guess
I am letting my self in for a sore bottom to fly with!! but it will be worth it...what the science teacher never
told you was the gunpowder ingredients were for you broomstick...to turbo charge it and take you to higher
places....

J

Plotting and planning - whatever do you mean ???? I would never do such a thing ,it just comes naturally .
Anyway, after what I heard from the science teacher about what the boy has been upto - well he has landed himself in it again hhahahhahah
Roll on Tuesday

I'm looking forward to receiving a new broomstick shortly

Barbie x

[Bluebell73]

Awe naw Romasz. That means she could be a bit idle for a few days and there is nothing Barbie likes worse that when she is no belting some unfortunate's hands and backside. I try very hard to come into class just after she has sent someone on their way with a very red bum and hands. I feel that she might then be in a better mood and will treat me with the consideration and gentleness that I deserve. I have to admit failure so far but hope springs eternal. Enjoy your trip abroad when it comes, hope your seat on the aircraft is a soft one. Just get your arse back into her classroom before I am due up.

BB73

Will have to postpone this session...for week or so to take advantage of an up and coming trip abroad..
This will be a chance for her dayship to have her wicked way without worrying about marks...guess
I am letting my self in for a sore bottom to fly with!! but it will be worth it...what the science teacher never
told you was the gunpowder ingredients were for you broomstick...to turbo charge it and take you to higher
places....

J

[romasz]

I feel as if I have let her down but I would have been too worried about marks....this way its not so important as there is recovery time
I am sure she will take revenge at this delay...and as you say may need some extra cushions in the seat.!! I dont thing having someone
befire your session will help matters she will see this a cowardise and be more determined to inflict punishment..

Ilook forward the the session though...and hope she shows some mercy....

Awe naw Romasz. That means she could be a bit idle for a few days and there is nothing Barbie likes worse that when she is no belting some unfortunate's hands and backside. I try very hard to come into class just after she has sent someone on their way with a very red bum and hands. I feel that she might then be in a better mood and will treat me with the consideration and gentleness that I deserve. I have to admit failure so far but hope springs eternal. Enjoy your trip abroad when it comes, hope your seat on the aircraft is a soft one. Just get your arse back into her classroom before I am due up.

BB73