I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

[maggiemay]

OMG! This thread is like an episode of Last of the Summer Wine. Can't you just envisage the pair of them? Compo( Evenolder) and Nora Batty(BB73) parked either side of a garden fence blethering away about nothing. I'm hoping for either a power cut or that somebody strangles Nora with her tights!

[evenolder]

Hi maggiemay,well at last you have surfaced ,you students get up later and later, how is the weather in Coventry?

[evenolder]

Hi the group , is any one in touch with the inhabitants of our northern colony?I am given to understand that some sort of sporting endeavour is taking place on a patch of land called murryfield, this I am informed involves a number of fine southern lads and some assorted locals, what news I beg pray inform me

[Bluebell73]

You know Cov what I would enjoy immensly would be for someone to attach a lead to your willy and one to your rear end with fairy lights in between and switch on the power making sure that it was on youtube so that we could all have a laugh at your distress. Why don't you just do as suggested previously and bog off.


BB73

OMG! This thread is like an episode of Last of the Summer Wine. Can't you just envisage the pair of them? Compo( Evenolder) and Nora Batty(BB73) parked either side of a garden fence blethering away about nothing. I'm hoping for either a power cut or that somebody strangles Nora with her tights!

[Bluebell73]

Hi Eveno;der

Must say congratulations to the victors although it sticks in the craw. In the words of Fu Man Chu. We shall return.

All the best

BB73

Hi the group , is any one in touch with the inhabitants of our northern colony?I am given to understand that some sort of sporting endeavour is taking place on a patch of land called murryfield, this I am informed involves a number of fine southern lads and some assorted locals, what news I beg pray inform me

[Bluebell73]

Hi Maggie

Next week I will be doing a wee visit to my home town of Ayr. How about you and I meeting up in the pub of your choice where we can discuss the problems of the day. I would look forward to meeting a nice 23 year old lassie and if all was ok you can show me your expertise at using a lochgelly belt. There you go now, there is me demonstrating the fine upstanding person that I am. I leave it all down to you. Are you willing to take up the challenge.

BB73

OMG! This thread is like an episode of Last of the Summer Wine. Can't you just envisage the pair of them? Compo( Evenolder) and Nora Batty(BB73) parked either side of a garden fence blethering away about nothing. I'm hoping for either a power cut or that somebody strangles Nora with her tights!

[evenolder]

Hi again Bluebell , I am afraid I was unable to watch but understand that the score did not reflect the game and that it was a close contest, did you see the game? You really must refrain from wishing ill on your cross dressing friend from Coventry it must be very tiring commuting between Ayr /Glasgow and Coventry and surely you do not really expect him/her to dress as if he was attending a party in Brighton

[evenolder]

I would suggest meeting at "110" as maggiemay has now been informed of its former location

[Bluebell73]

It was a close game. We made one mistake you took advantage of it as you should do. I have no problem with that. Interesting to see if the paddlesteamer can find a pub in Ayr we can have a nice chat.

BB73

Hi again Bluebell , I am afraid I was unable to watch but understand that the score did not reflect the game and that it was a close contest, did you see the game? You really must refrain from wishing ill on your cross dressing friend from Coventry it must be very tiring commuting between Ayr /Glasgow and Coventry and surely you do not really expect him/her to dress as if he was attending a party in Brighton

[evenolder]

I would suggest that your chances of obtaining a straight answer are some what remote