I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

**maggiemay** · 01-02-2012, 09:21 AM

Some of us need our beauty sleep, Evenolder. Probably things are too far gone for you to worry about such matters. Am I right? Sagging in all the wrong places? I just cannot win with you boys - You are complaining that I'm not replying to you and BB73 is complaining that I am replying to him. What is a girl to do?

**Bluebell73** · 01-02-2012, 07:42 PM

Well Evenolder where were we before the paddlesteamer Maggiemay in charge of Captain Birdseye steamed in and disturbed our thoughts. I think you were hoping that Barbie might look to take a pleasant little vacation somewhere in your area so that she could demonstrate her tawses, canes and various other impliments of torture. I know she likes a bit of heat weather wise and I know your area does benifit from a little more sunshine than up here in the frozen north. She does have a broomstick but I am not sure if it has passed its MOT. If you can attract her down there for a few days it will allow my backside to heal up completely before my next visit to the wilds of Fife.

BB73

Originally Posted by evenolder

Hi once again Maggiemay, I have to confess I am disappointed I log in this morning (wedsday) and find you can not be bothered to answer my last night (tuesday)
posting,Well really,!! And there was me thinking you were hanging on my every word and instead I find you waste your time eating,sleeping,studying, and even going out!!! and enjoying yourself!!!! ME,ME,Me, no thought for any one else

**evenolder** · 01-02-2012, 08:25 PM

Hi Bluebell, Well maggiemay seems to be a bit upset with you!!! I do not think she realize`s how rude she was about Barbedwire and that you were only defending her, (Barbedwirethat is) I think that the assumption that maggiemay could be cove is probably not correct as he would have been far more unpleasant . I did post a couple of messages, one very late outlining the problem ie very similar composition and then one quite early complaining with my usual attempt at humour at maggiemays failure to reply

Our attempts at witty banter are far to low brow for those in higher education

I would of course be very pleased to see/welcome Barbedwire down here but as you may have noticed there is a marked reluctance from any one down here to post. As for the state of your backside, well you went into Barbedwires lair so you can expect no sympathy from this quarter

**Barbedwire** · 01-02-2012, 08:46 PM

Oh wee maggiemay - I think you may well have been sniffing whatever and taking too much wacky baccy yourself ! Actually I don't ever recall any 20ish year old calling it wacky baccy (yes ,I know a hell of alot of young people - I was even one myself once ) they tend to call it a smoke, toke or similar. So are you saying I do these types of things, hmmm, that would be casting aspersions little girl .
Maybe you students can afford to do these types of things but some of us grownups can't ,more's the pity eh !

I would love to know where I said that anyone had "pleaded " as you say ,to have me stay in Scotland ? I do recall saying I had requests for me to visit some different areas but definitley did NOT say anyone PLEADED !

Next time when you say something make sure it is correct and don't go putting words into peoples mouths .

About BB - he's a gentle soul and offered to buy you a G&T or whatever tipple takes your fancy , he even offered to let you punish him and you put him down as if he had some kind of strange thing about younger girls ...hmmmm

Then we have evenolder - an old man in a mac with a penchant for younger girls also - the poor lad doesn't own one,although someone might offer him one .

You say you are a Ph.D student , does that make you better than anyone else on here ? I don't think so ,unless ofcourse it's in your own head ! Maybe you are giving yourself delusions of grandeur ,well you know something, it's a big bad world out there ,one day you might actually have to live in it - shock ,gasp , horror .

As for some thinking you are cov ,well i'm sure you have read his forum posts to see where this is coming from .

I suppose if I was to say next time i'm in Glasgow I could meet you for a drink and you could put the rumours about who you are to rest ,although that may turn me into some strange middleaged female with a penchant for young girls also hahahahahahhahahah

Have a nice day

Originally Posted by maggiemay

I think that you've been sniffing too much of something else, Barbedwire. I don't know who you think I am, but I'm certainly nothing other than what I claim to be. I'm a 23 year old Ph.D student at Glasgow University; home in Ayr although I live in Glasgow during the week; name is not Maggiemay, but then presumably yours isn't Barbedwire. As for your suggestion that people have pleaded with you to stay in Scotland, pull the other one, it plays a tune. Is that bratty enough for you? Upstart indeed - I'd go easy on the wacky-backy if I were you. It's giving you delusions of grandeur.

**evenolder** · 02-02-2012, 08:00 PM

Hi Maggiemay , Well I am some what surprised to learn you need so much beauty sleep I had rather assumed from your postings that you were as near perfect as it is possible to be

I of course as you have correctly assumed am suffering from the ravage`s of time

,and as for not being able to win, well you might like to review some of your postings, as a general rule of thumb some gently mickey taking mixed with a bit of what passes for humour around here does not go amiss . Some of the posts are replied to and some are not, if you review my posting you will find the majority of my slightly mischievous observations are studiously
ignored!! I would have to observe you were very rude to and about Barbedwire and her place of abode, possibly I might remind you that Fife is a kingdom where as Ayr is just another dormitory town

**Bluebell73** · 02-02-2012, 08:19 PM

Well Barbie, that little oration quietened us all down. It was like the headmistress walking into the class when the teacher had gone out for a fag to calm her nerves and finding the class throwing paper aeroplanes at each other. You have a tremendous knack of driving your point home. My only worry is that like a destroyer chasing a U-Boat you have driven him under the surface where unfortunately he will sulk only to surface at some future point to cause merryhell again. Maggiemay has probably completed his last cruise and god knows what disguise Cov will appear in in the future. Batman, Robin, Godzilla, the mind boggles.

BB73

Originally Posted by Barbedwire

Oh wee maggiemay - I think you may well have been sniffing whatever and taking too much wacky baccy yourself ! Actually I don't ever recall any 20ish year old calling it wacky baccy (yes ,I know a hell of alot of young people - I was even one myself once ) they tend to call it a smoke, toke or similar. So are you saying I do these types of things, hmmm, that would be casting aspersions little girl .
Maybe you students can afford to do these types of things but some of us grownups can't ,more's the pity eh !

I would love to know where I said that anyone had "pleaded " as you say ,to have me stay in Scotland ? I do recall saying I had requests for me to visit some different areas but definitley did NOT say anyone PLEADED !

Next time when you say something make sure it is correct and don't go putting words into peoples mouths .

About BB - he's a gentle soul and offered to buy you a G&T or whatever tipple takes your fancy , he even offered to let you punish him and you put him down as if he had some kind of strange thing about younger girls ...hmmmm

Then we have evenolder - an old man in a mac with a penchant for younger girls also - the poor lad doesn't own one,although someone might offer him one .

You say you are a Ph.D student , does that make you better than anyone else on here ? I don't think so ,unless ofcourse it's in your own head ! Maybe you are giving yourself delusions of grandeur ,well you know something, it's a big bad world out there ,one day you might actually have to live in it - shock ,gasp , horror .

As for some thinking you are cov ,well i'm sure you have read his forum posts to see where this is coming from .

I suppose if I was to say next time i'm in Glasgow I could meet you for a drink and you could put the rumours about who you are to rest ,although that may turn me into some strange middleaged female with a penchant for young girls also hahahahahahhahahah

Have a nice day

**maggiemay** · 02-02-2012, 11:26 PM

Quietened us down? Sent us off to sleep more like! I can see why you and Barbedwire get on so well, BB; you both like the sound of your own voices. Destroyer??? Tug Boat Annie more like!!! I'm going nowhere BB; just completed my maiden voyage! As for he and him, BB, do change the record- I'm 100% she and her. I'm beginning to think that BB stands for bloody boring!

**Bluebell73** · 03-02-2012, 10:11 AM

Now Cov, you know you're Cov. I know you are Cov. Everbody else knows you are Cov so why don't you just come out with it and let us know that nasty old Cov is back or is it just coincidence that Maggiemay joined the forum about a day after the original Cov was banned. To be honest I couldn't care less about you being back but there are others you have upset who do and I can understand why.

BB73

Originally Posted by maggiemay

Quietened us down? Sent us off to sleep more like! I can see why you and Barbedwire get on so well, BB; you both like the sound of your own voices. Destroyer??? Tug Boat Annie more like!!! I'm going nowhere BB; just completed my maiden voyage! As for he and him, BB, do change the record- I'm 100% she and her. I'm beginning to think that BB stands for bloody boring!

**maggiemay** · 03-02-2012, 11:28 AM

Now BB, you know you are BB. I know you are BB. Everybody else knows you are BB so why don't you just come out and admit that you are BB - Bloody Boring! To be honest I couldn't care less that you are bloody boring but there are others who find your tedium mind-numbing and I can understand why. As for the other - 100% pure coincidence.