I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

**Bluebell73** · 04-02-2012, 11:29 PM

I know that, but I feel I have to offer him the opportunity to prove him/her the chance show the members his/her authenticity. He really is a sad person and to be honest I think he requires medical help.

BB73

Originally Posted by evenolder

I would suggest that your chances of obtaining a straight answer are some what remote

**evenolder** · 04-02-2012, 11:45 PM

well if you believe that you are drunker than I think I am

**maggiemay** · 05-02-2012, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bluebell73

You know Cov what I would enjoy immensly would be for someone to attach a lead to your willy and one to your rear end with fairy lights in between and switch on the power making sure that it was on youtube so that we could all have a laugh at your distress. Why don't you just do as suggested previously and bog off.

BB73

Well BB, now we know what you and Barbedwire get up to in Fife. Fairy lights - bet you do!!

**maggiemay** · 05-02-2012, 12:33 AM

[QUOTE=Bluebell73;17133]Hi Maggie

Next week I will be doing a wee visit to my home town of Ayr. How about you and I meeting up in the pub of your choice where we can discuss the problems of the day. I would look forward to meeting a nice 23 year old lassie and if all was ok you can show me your expertise at using a lochgelly belt. There you go now, there is me demonstrating the fine upstanding person that I am. I leave it all down to you. Are you willing to take up the challenge.

BB73 [Quote]

Discuss the problems of the day - there you go again BB - it's all about you isn't it? Self-obsessed as ever. I've already told you, that given your reputation with young girls, I'll pass on the meeting thank you. Stick to Compo - you and he are so much more suited to each other. I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll wear his dirty old mac.

**maggiemay** · 05-02-2012, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by evenolder

I would suggest that your chances of obtaining a straight answer are some what remote

Straight answer? BB doesn't do "straight". What's that quote about a 7 bob note my grandpa used to say?

**maggiemay** · 05-02-2012, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by evenolder

Hi maggiemay,well at last you have surfaced ,you students get up later and later, how is the weather in Coventry?

Told you before Evenolder, that unlike you and BB my life does not revolve around sitting on this site all day blethering over the back fence. Some of us have a life. I'd imagine that the weather in Coventry is much the same as elsewhere - cold with ice and snow. But if you're really interested, I'm sure that the Weather forecast will provide you with all that you wish to know. Planning a visit? Don't forget to go prepared - at your age you can't be too careful.

**evenolder** · 05-02-2012, 01:19 AM

Hi Maggiemay, well four posts in a row and one of them answered a question , but it also posed a question! My dictionary of Scottish vocabulary does not mention the word blethering, it is apparently widely used in the midlands ,now Coventry that is in the midlands!!. A little anti social are you not ? why not pop along and meet Bluebell, how long can it take to get to the former site of the "110" after all you now know where it is located and I am sure he will be very polite. I would consider coming along myself if you would agree to wearing your school girl uniform, I am afraid I would have to dress fairly conventionally as I have not yet been able to locate a dirty old mac

**maggiemay** · 05-02-2012, 09:01 AM

That's the English for you- even trying to hijack a good old Scottish word and claim it for themselves.
Let me help you- blether can be either a noun or a verb - you and BB admirably illustrate both.
Noun- a person who chatters incessantly; one who babbles on and on. " That wee yin o'yours is an awfy blether gettin"
Verb -to engage in conversation, long-winded or idle talk; to bullshit with friends!-"Ah met yer granny doon the toun, we hud a richt guid blether the gither"

I'd stick your tongue in if I were you; in this cold weather it might drop off - a bit like something else if rumour is to be believed!!

**evenolder** · 05-02-2012, 10:13 AM

Good morning Maggiemay, nice to see you are back to posting with a bit of humour, nice composition as well,I do not know if this is for the good of all though
as if you keep this up you will soon be a fully fledged in the art of witless banter

**evenolder** · 05-02-2012, 10:29 AM

Maggiemay ,I have just seen the weather forecast, please do not come out in your short school girls skirt just to please me, you may well freeze your balls of