I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

**maggiemay** · 30-01-2012, 08:24 PM

Put your tongue away, you naughty boy. You'll be drooling next. Let's see if you think that I'm softening when I'm spanking your bare bottom. Bluebell may think that he got a sore bottom ( yes, it's bottom, my lad, not "arse" - so vulgar - I'll have to punish you for that as well). When I'm done with you, young man, you'll know what a sore bottom really is.xxx

**Bluebell73** · 30-01-2012, 08:25 PM

OK then Maggie, see how you can get involved in a bit of banter. Now here comes the challenge. you purport to come from Ayr. There used to be a pub in Ayr called the 'One Hundred and One' You tell me why it was called the 'One Hundred and One', tell me where it is or used to be and I will agree to meet you and buy you a gin and tonic or whatever your fancy is. I will also bring my lochgelly belt and you can give me six of the best with it. This all depends on you being who you say you are.

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**Bluebell73** · 30-01-2012, 08:32 PM

Sorry Maggie, my glass of vino blanco is beginning to dull the mind. The pub was called the 'One Hundred and Ten', You can up the six to twelve for stupidity.

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**evenolder** · 30-01-2012, 09:00 PM

Maggiemay I am really beginning to warm to you "young man"

I wish I do not think you read my profile fully!!, I would hope you are also short sighted .
See I told you now Bluebell is beginning to warm to you as well

I would google the pub and it would not matter anyway if he thinks you are going to belt him he will accept any answer

**Bluebell73** · 30-01-2012, 09:41 PM

Now Evenolder. I am very careful about who belts me and she must conform to certain standards i.e. she must be a female and look like one. Barbie fits the bill completely. As regards Maggiemay, I have my doubts. The postings by Maggiemay on here are not of a young lady somewhere in the region of 23 anos. It is my suspicion that our Maggiemay has three things that Barbie doesn't have. Two of them if he is lucky are similar the third, well need I say more. Come on Cove own up.

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Originally Posted by evenolder

Maggiemay I am really beginning to warm to you "young man"

I wish I do not think you read my profile fully!!, I would hope you are also short sighted .
See I told you now Bluebell is beginning to warm to you as well

I would google the pub and it would not matter anyway if he thinks you are going to belt him he will accept any answer

**evenolder** · 30-01-2012, 09:57 PM

Hi again Bluebell, well I did allude to this point in an earlier post

**evenolder** · 30-01-2012, 10:00 PM

By the way I googled the one hundred and ten and all it gave me was a restaurant in Glasgow

**Bluebell73** · 30-01-2012, 11:25 PM

Sorry Evenolder, not even close. If a person comes from Ayr they will know the answer. If they come from Coventry, it will be a bit harder.

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Originally Posted by evenolder

By the way I googled the one hundred and ten and all it gave me was a restaurant in Glasgow

**evenolder** · 31-01-2012, 06:19 AM

Hi once again Bluebell, Well maggiemay seems to be a bit slow coming up with a answer!!! so not a lot of local knowledge then!! But good to see some one else posting who ever he/she may be! read posting 31 again very much in the style of covespank, must be very annoying not finding any spelling mistakes

..Gripe/Bleat/Whine/Moan but still purporting to be from Scotland

Come on you English you can type with one hand

**maggiemay** · 31-01-2012, 03:12 PM

I wasn't aware that I was doing a test under timed conditions. I do have a life - I eat, I sleep, I study, I go out, I enjoy myself. You ought to try it, it might make you a more interesting person. As for the pub The One Hundred and Ten used to be on New Road, near the harbour. It's the road that runs from Ayr to Prestwick. It closed under that name and then re-opened as The Auld Hoose, which closed some three or four years ago. It has been empty since then. I looked at it this morning. I don't know the derivation of the name - neither do my parents, my aunts, an uncle, my grandparents, and even a local tour guide( Donald Kay). I would refute your claim that anyone from Ayr would know the answer. I'll tell you what - you provide us with proof to back your claim. At a guess, I would suggest it might have something to do with a group of local Covenanters who were either captured or died in a local battle. I think that there were about that number of them.
I'll pass on the drink, thank you. I never touch gin- can't stand the stuff. I've also seen the problems that have ensued with your relationships with other young girls and don't really wish to go down that road. If thinking that I don't come from Ayr makes you happy, then please go ahead.