I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

[evenolder]

Hi again Maggiemay, do try and not be upset by anything derogatory Bluebell says he is after all nursing a sore arse

[evenolder]

Hi again Maggiemay Now talking about a sore arse, I do not suppose you still have and can still fit into your school uniform

[maggiemay]

I rest my case! Your last post displays all the classic signs of senile dementia - you smell a rat but claim that I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing;you claim that I'm a figment of the imagination but that you should ignore me; you accuse me of being under the control of someone who resides near Coventry( you've lost me completely on that one I'm afraid); you cast doubts on my intelligence, and based on that, claim that I cannot come from Ayrshire. What sort of world do you live in? It's quite amazing that you and evenolder have managed to find each other- surely a marriage made in heaven.

[evenolder]

Hi again Maggiemay are you sure you are not covespank? you did manage to get a little humour into your last post?? now back to my question about your school uniform

[maggiemay]

Humour? I do apologise - it wasn't intentional. It was meant to be pity and despair. About your question - have you got a thing about young girls in school uniform, then? Do you like to see them bending over in their short skirts, showing off their little white panties? That's alright, evenolder. I've got a thing about old men in dirty macs. Perhaps we should get together?xx

[Bluebell73]

She or he I doth declare hath lost the plot. Look dearie or whatever you are just go away and leave us alone. You know I think away back there used to be a paddle steamer called the Maggiemay. It looks like it is still sailing, lost in a fog.


BB73

Humour? I do apologise - it wasn't intentional. It was meant to be pity and despair. About your question - have you got a thing about young girls in school uniform, then? Do you like to see them bending over in their short skirts, showing off their little white panties? That's alright, evenolder. I've got a thing about old men in dirty macs. Perhaps we should get together?xx

[evenolder]

Hi again Maggiemay all this school girl talk has got my tongue hanging out ahh thats not my tongue is it Now you are beginning to get a feel for what passes for humour on this site . I would suggest you take a look back at my earlier postings every one including you gave me a bit of stick!!
So stay with it it has to be better than watching the crap on tv

[maggiemay]

That's much better, evenolder. You can put your tongue away for the moment, though ( and anything else that you've got hanging out!). I think that Bluebell73 is getting a little bit jealous though. I hope that he's not going to be a gooseberry. Surely he's heard the expression "Two's company, three's a crowd". Now, where were we? I've just been reading that you've got a thing about being spanked by nuns. I've got a very skimpy nun's outfit that I wear sometimes( did I tell you I sometimes do kissagrams?) Perhaps I could wear it when we meet- then I'll take your trousers and pants down and give your bottom a good hard spanking. That's what you'd like isn't it?xxx

[evenolder]

I am appealing to all the members who bother to read these posts, has any one got a dirty old mac they longer need??

[evenolder]

Maggiemay you appear to be softening a little! but all this talk of dressing up like a nun is having the opposite affect on me.
Bluebell is fine but just a little defensive of Barbedwire, how do you think he got that sore arse??