A lot of talk and no action

[evenolder]

Hi Bluebell73, am I to understand that I have to take up cross dressing to join the S.N.P.?? I am fairly open minded and sure with a bit of persuasion I could be talked into this but would like to inquire is there dress allowance!?

[Monty Burns]

Hi Barbie

Are you waving that magic broomstick of yours or have you dissapeared into the future. Your posting shows a time of 11:17 and yet where I am it is now only 10:45.


BB73

The site was on Summer Time but is now correct.

[Bluebell73]

Me get anxious, you are dammed right and I wonder why.

BB73

Hi evenolder,
I have heard that down there the ladies do seem to think gents have unlimited cash floating about or maybe they think it can be covered up as expenses as so many top men /women in business tend to do this.
Okay I'll start a new political party for those in the spanking world- what should we call it? All members get free spankings as we will write it off as a necessary expense hahhaha

I suppose there are always munches in public places where no-one actually talks about spanking but they know everyone is into similar , that way it is possible to meet likeminded people .Ofcourse we all know there are never quite enough women be they top or bottom to go round all the guys ,so it's hard work finding someone suitable but it is a start if you're too shy to go to clubs

Don't worry about bluebell, sometimes he takes a wee raj but I always sort him out -poor boy hasn't been to Fife since before christmas and he's getting anxious .

Barbie x

[Bluebell73]

Not at all, all you have to do is learn to do a dance called 'Strip the Willow'. After you have stripped the willow Barbie will use it as a birch to whip you in to shape. Nothing to it, you will be doing the Highland Fling in no time with one arm in the air and your other hand rubbing your tender bot. Barbie is an excellent dance teacher.

BB73

Hi Bluebell73, am I to understand that I have to take up cross dressing to join the S.N.P.?? I am fairly open minded and sure with a bit of persuasion I could be talked into this but would like to inquire is there dress allowance!?

[evenolder]

Hi once again Bluebell73, thank you for clearing that point up, please do not think I am showing any reluctance I am not adverse to taking part in any local practice whenever I travel abroad. You say Miss Barbedwire also gives dancing lessons I would quite like to see her in a tu tu although I have not quite grasped what the stick is for,does she use it to point out foot movement.

[Bluebell73]

Barbie in a tu tu, now that would be something to behold. Now if you ever see Barbie with a stick in her hand of a length in the region of three feet then get your behind into a defensive position so that she cannot use it for target practice. She gets a bit on edge at this time of the year because she is just back from holiday and I sometimes get the impression that holidays cause her a wee bit of stress. She has to use the holiday time for polishing her belts and canes and I would hate to be the first one back in her classroom after the hols have ended. At any other time she is a lovely, caring, understanding and full of humour schoolteacher type of person, just the sort of teacher you came accross when you moved from the gentle handling of the primary school teachers to the dragons you discovered behind the doors of the secondary schools.
I know this will cause me great pain and distress when she next gets her hands on me but hell, enjoy life while you can.

BB73

Hi once again Bluebell73, thank you for clearing that point up, please do not think I am showing any reluctance I am not adverse to taking part in any local practice whenever I travel abroad. You say Miss Barbedwire also gives dancing lessons I would quite like to see her in a tu tu although I have not quite grasped what the stick is for,does she use it to point out foot movement.

[evenolder]

Hi once again Bluebell73, you will please forgive my ignorance where is Fife?? Falkirk been through there on my way to Grangemouth but Fife! I had assumed it must be close to you if you visited Barbedwire

[evenolder]

Hi Bluebell , found it , its not that far from you, Its a very long way from Newhaven East sussex

[Bluebell73]

I know you have tongue in cheek again but for heavens sake Evenolder if you ever meet Barbie make sure you geographical knowledge is up to date. Barbie has a knack of finding out what you don't know and using it to her advantage. If you were in Grangemouth her lair lies across the Firth of Forth in the direction of East North East. Fife is actually another kingdom so you would need another visa to get in. You are best hiring a guide to get you in and out safely. There has been many a person gone into Fife and never been seen again.

BB73

Hi once again Bluebell73, you will please forgive my ignorance where is Fife?? Falkirk been through there on my way to Grangemouth but Fife! I had assumed it must be close to you if you visited Barbedwire

[evenolder]

Hi once again Bluebell73, thank you for invaluable knowledge on the area north of Falkirk my map (quite old) says "here be Dragons"