Ladies needing to confess their gulit for recent over indulgence, credit card abuse, tardiness, lack of achievement of own goals, neglect of loved ones etc should contact the Headmaster for remedial treatment and the theraputic experience of the emotional release of guilt and forgiveness.
Book early for an appointment in my study near Cambridge.
Details of your sins/confession could be discussed over lunch at a nice riverside pub prior to adjournment to my study for agreed retribution.
Happy for partners to witness and/or participate.