Cherry's in trouble....

**Barbedwire** · 14-10-2011, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by westender

I am surprised they let you in and how did you get out of Fife? I thought there was a big wall around it keeping you all in.

Ohhhhh I have my ways and means plus the weegies LOVE me

Ofcourse we all know that you can't get into Fife ...more's the pity

I'll be back through next month, so westy mind and hide

**Bluebell73** · 21-10-2011, 08:13 PM

Now Westy

What is the crap that you are talking about. As you will see I have offered a peace meeting with Colonel Blimp but he seems to have disappeared. I do feel that insults thown at ladies that are honest about the work that they do is below the belt. Perhaps Colonel Blimp has an alterior Motive.
Keep posting Westy

BB73

Originally Posted by westender

Well it's been a busy old week on here for some. Hey, all that crap and Westy was not involved. That's incredible. I have been offering advice to Gaddafi this week on where to hide and I told him not to go into those drains but did he listen? Did he hell.
He's only gone and got himself shot in the head. Bet that hurt and an askit wont solve it. It's the same when I told Saddam not to go near trap doors.
Nobody listens to Westy. You lot should sit up and take heid of the Westy knowledge. Have a great weekend everyone

**anarchistic_masochist** · 21-10-2011, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

What are you talking about now?! "Melee"(sorry about lack of accents) is the feminine past participle of the French verb "meler"- to mix. It is generally used to refer to a situation where opposites are put together. It is a strategy in battle- think Battle of Trafalgar. It is also I believe used as a gaming strategy, where they refer to "melee weapons" and " melee spheres". I don't recall a Roald Dahl creature of that name. I am glad to see that you are acknowledging my expertise on a whole range of topics, Cherry - although your phrase "seems to be" should correctly be replaced by "is"!!!
TDH

I tend to use an apostrophe as an accent, 'cos an accent looks like a drunken apostrophe and I prefer my apostrophes to be sober, seeing as I've gotten myself in a lot of trouble getting rat-arsed recently.

And yes, I should have said "is" instead of "seems to be"; but there's no need to be so "tense".... ha ha!

Cherry x

**Bluebell73** · 21-10-2011, 09:03 PM

Don't worry Cherry. I never passed higher english then why would a Scot want to do so. The auld Heidie in Fife loves to have spelling tests which would cause grief in a Solicitors office. But she really is a nice teacher and I do like to give her a nice apple in the form of vino blanco which does tend to put a smile on her face when she is belting your bare backside.

BB73

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

I tend to use an apostrophe as an accent, 'cos an accent looks like a drunken apostrophe and I prefer my apostrophes to be sober, seeing as I've gotten myself in a lot of trouble getting rat-arsed recently.

And yes, I should have said "is" instead of "seems to be"; but there's no need to be so "tense".... ha ha!

Cherry x

**Bluebell73** · 22-10-2011, 07:08 PM

Well Westy do you remember what I said about you appearing and a melee starting up. Only it wasn't a melee, it nearly turned into WW3. You have this fantastic knack of lighting the firework then standing back to see where it goes off. You then disappear into the trench when the shells start exploding all around. Show yourself man.

BB73

Originally Posted by westender

Yes Bluebell the birching season is over but the bitching season has just begun.
Right you lot, Westy has just been released from prison and is back to upset everyone so stand back.

The wife told me last night that I was childish and immature and that I should grow up. She wants to sit down and discuss it like adults for 3 hours.
Like that is going to happen in the middle of conker season.

HELLO PEEPOL

**Bluebell73** · 25-10-2011, 10:29 AM

That's fine by me Westy, you stick with your pal, you probably deserve each other anyway.

All the best

BB73

Originally Posted by westender

Bluebell, I do not want to have any communication with you whatsoever. I would appreciate it if you would just completely ignore me on this site. I will not contact you or communicate with you in any way from now on. There is absolutely no need to respond to this message as it is as clear as day.

**Bluebell73** · 25-10-2011, 12:26 PM

Including you Westy that will add up to three fannies then.

BB73

Originally Posted by westender

You are a Fanny

**anarchistic_masochist** · 25-10-2011, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bluebell73

Including you Westy that will add up to three fannies then.

BB73

3 fannies? who's the third?

Cherry x

**Bluebell73** · 25-10-2011, 02:51 PM

Well Cherry according to Westy I am one and Westy is definitely one do I really have to tell you who the third is and I will give you a clue it isn't Barbie.

BB73

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

3 fannies? who's the third?

Cherry x

**Bluebell73** · 25-10-2011, 04:07 PM

You know Westy, I had nothing against you but I can see from your last post that you have the same ignorant, arrogant sewer type of mind as your friend that has to use foul language to try and get his point across. Calling me names doesn't bother me one bit and as you obviously wish I would go away, I feel exactly the same about you. At least when you are having a go at me you are giving other members peace.

BB73

Originally Posted by westender

Just him Cherry. They have the Falkirk Wheel and the Falkirk Fanny.
Having said that fannys are useful thing's not to be fucked around with.
He is trying to drag Cov back into this but we all wish he would just go and stick his face where he normally puts it.