Miss Fife, Domestic Disciplinarian in Scotland

**Barbedwire** · 10-03-2011, 10:31 AM

I am Miss Fife aka Barbedwire,
I provide a non-rushed service to all naughty boys, girls ,couples and tv's.
I require a set donation for your visit to me upto 3 hours. No haggling ,no extras, no hidden costs.

Please feel free to check out my website where you can find out more about me .
If you decide to visit and what I offer is what you need and desire ,send a polite informative mail to me .

For those interested, I am trying to plan some school days with classes of pupils.

Regards,
Miss Fife

**red hand** · 14-03-2011, 07:27 PM

Miss Fife
Apologies for getting your name mixed up, i must have been guilty of daydreaming, an affliction that has got me into trouble many times in the past.
i promise to be much more studious in future and avoid a repetition of something so disrespectful.
i am studying hard and working on my writing skills, which i know you found somewhat untidy and of an unacceptable standard.

**Barbedwire** · 17-03-2011, 01:16 AM

A public apology henderson for getting my name wrong 4 times , now that was brave of you .
Maybe I shall be more lenient on you for doing so ,but yet again I may not be !

**Barbedwire** · 19-03-2011, 09:38 PM

UPDATE :
HOLIDAYS Friday 1st April until Monday 18th April ,so I will not be seeing anyone .Check the calendar on my site for availabilty if you wish to visit .

Please remember when you send a mail/ message to be polite ,respectful and informative .

Originally Posted by Barbedwire

I am Miss Fife aka Barbedwire,
I provide a non-rushed service to all naughty boys, girls ,couples and tv's.
I require a set donation for your visit to me upto 3 hours. No haggling ,no extras, no hidden costs.

Please feel free to check out my website where you can find out more about me .
If you decide to visit and what I offer is what you need and desire ,send a polite informative mail to me .

For those interested, I am trying to plan some school days with classes of pupils.

Regards,
Miss Fife

**Barbedwire** · 26-03-2011, 01:30 AM

BUMP oooppppssss

Originally Posted by Barbedwire

UPDATE :
HOLIDAYS Friday 1st April until Monday 18th April ,so I will not be seeing anyone .Check the calendar on my site for availabilty if you wish to visit .

Please remember when you send a mail/ message to be polite ,respectful and informative .

**red hand** · 26-03-2011, 02:24 PM

Miss Fife
i surprised you by gaining 100% in my maths test.
i had fully expected that i would receive a little gold star in my jotter.
but as this has never happened before, i can only assume that you had none in stock.
however i must point out that if i can find the culprit who planted those nude books in my desk, i will be seeing that sneak outside of school for retribution.

**Bluebell73** · 27-03-2011, 11:24 AM

Hi Red Hand. Did you get caught out with that one as well. I think the person you are looking for is called Miranda. When I got caught with the nude books I could see Miranda sniggering in the corner. There are one or two things I would like to discuss with her when Miss is not keeping a close eye on me.

BB73

**Barbedwire** · 27-03-2011, 01:13 PM

BB is that you trying to get miranda into bother again ?????

Originally Posted by Bluebell73

Hi Red Hand. Did you get caught out with that one as well. I think the person you are looking for is called Miranda. When I got caught with the nude books I could see Miranda sniggering in the corner. There are one or two things I would like to discuss with her when Miss is not keeping a close eye on me.

BB73

**red hand** · 27-03-2011, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Bluebell73

Hi Red Hand. Did you get caught out with that one as well. I think the person you are looking for is called Miranda. When I got caught with the nude books I could see Miranda sniggering in the corner. There are one or two things I would like to discuss with her when Miss is not keeping a close eye on me.

BB73

i have my own ideas on who the culprit is.
but i am not a tell tale

**Barbedwire** · 17-04-2011, 11:42 PM

BB you will be pleased to hear that miranda will be joining you in class .
I shall be keeping a watchful eye on both of you !

Originally Posted by Bluebell73

Hi Red Hand. Did you get caught out with that one as well. I think the person you are looking for is called Miranda. When I got caught with the nude books I could see Miranda sniggering in the corner. There are one or two things I would like to discuss with her when Miss is not keeping a close eye on me.

BB73