Peterborough

[stan the man]

Cov give him a few extra from me ..calling me an Eastie Beastie.
I'm sure though after calling you a jessie you'll have him whimpering in no time
I think he's sooking upto westy with his statements !!! hahhahah

Dear Auntie Babs,

I am somewhat disappointed, I thought you would be looking to dish out some retribution yourself by taking a cheeky lad over your knee and putting your hand and hairbrush to work! Having viewed photographs of your work I am sure you are capable of drawing a tear or two.

As for Westy, I am a fan of his whit and us Weegies should stick together.

[Barbedwire]

Ok stan , bring your butt to Fife and i'll sort you out alright. The question is ,are you man enough to take it ????
As for being on westys side , you'll not be saying that once I sort you out

Cov, I promise to leave a wee bit of his butt not in tatters for you , then you can punish him for comming to see me enroute to seeing you !!!

*Aunty Barbie awaits stan the mans butt patiently*

[stan the man]

Ok stan , bring your butt to Fife and i'll sort you out alright. The question is ,are you man enough to take it ????
As for being on westys side , you'll not be saying that once I sort you out

Cov, I promise to leave a wee bit of his butt not in tatters for you , then you can punish him for comming to see me enroute to seeing you !!!

*Aunty Barbie awaits stan the mans butt patiently*

Sounds like Auntie Babs means business, I might be in for a sore one. I will slip a couple of packs of jelly down the back of my trousers to cushion the blows, she will never know. I would be worried but by the time Westy has tanned her butt she won't be able to sit down with me over her knee for long enough to give a decent tanning.

[Barbedwire]

Oh jelly what fun ..a squidgy butt for stan the man ...what flavour were you thinking of stan???? Maybe you can have it for your play piece when the bell rings Ofcourse i'll have found it by then whilst giving you a bare bottom thrashing hahhah

Westy can't give me 6 of the best ..he can't even make a wee cuppa tea !!!!

[stan the man]

Oh jelly what fun ..a squidgy butt for stan the man ...what flavour were you thinking of stan???? Maybe you can have it for your play piece when the bell rings Ofcourse i'll have found it by then whilst giving you a bare bottom thrashing hahhah

Westy can't give me 6 of the best ..he can't even make a wee cuppa tea !!!!

I believe the thought of 6 of the best from Westy has already turned your knobbly knees to jelly.
I was of course only thinking about your protection, I wouldn't want you hurting your hand or breaking the hairbrush.
I just hope TDH doesn't give you any tips or there will be tears!

[Barbedwire]

No we dinnae hae tea o'er here , just hae hot water fae the tap n pretend
ya ken I heard ye made it fae they tartan hotpants o yours by boiling them up n adding a splash o that gin ya make outta tattie peelins

I'd definitley not sit down after drinking that i'd be dead

Do they have tea in Fife?

You would not be able to sit doon furra week.

Fit like yi.

[Barbedwire]

stan you're dead brave with all that cheek eh !!! Just you wait my boy , just you wait !! I'll hear ya crying for yer mammie soon enough and westy won't be anywhere to help you , he's feared of the sheep in Fife !!!!

Cov, you wanting to pop in for a cuppa the day stan comes down to visit me ???

[stan the man]

If there should be any coalition between members of this site we should join up with aunty Babs and take an implement to the butts of the politicians threatening to close Luchers air base in Fife!

[stan the man]

stan you're dead brave with all that cheek eh !!! Just you wait my boy , just you wait !! I'll hear ya crying for yer mammie soon enough and westy won't be anywhere to help you , he's feared of the sheep in Fife !!!!

Cov, you wanting to pop in for a cuppa the day stan comes down to visit me ???

Yes Aunty B
Something tells me you wont need any assistance from TDH

[Barbedwire]

Cov ,I think whilst we're at it we may aswell let poor westy join in, afterall stan is his fan and it wouldn't be right not to invite him along .
Mind now westy, I'll be in Glasgow tomorrow about 2.40 so get that kettle on for the brew