Peterborough

**Barbedwire** · 28-01-2011, 06:01 PM

I was away down in Newcastle for a few days , you can't get rid of me that easy .
I already told you, we just have hot water from the tap n play pretend it's tea

**Barbedwire** · 01-02-2011, 12:16 PM

Nope, he kept it quiet and didn't tell me about going there.I'm sure we could've had a wee drink and a blether and figured out what we were gonna do with your number one fan stan the man hahah .
What happened to my cuppa tea on saturday??? By the time i got out the club and waited on a taxi to the eastside at 4am i was frozen and dying for a hot mug o tea ...you're special blend ofcourse !!!! Thankfully there was some weegie hospitality over there that night/morning for me

**stan the man** · 01-02-2011, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Barbedwire

Nope, he kept it quiet and didn't tell me about going there.I'm sure we could've had a wee drink and a blether and figured out what we were gonna do with your number one fan stan the man hahah .
What happened to my cuppa tea on saturday??? By the time i got out the club and waited on a taxi to the eastside at 4am i was frozen and dying for a hot mug o tea ...you're special blend ofcourse !!!! Thankfully there was some weegie hospitality over there that night/morning for me

Do you really need a plan to conquer Stan?
Here was me thinking that you would know exactly what to do, all it takes is your knee(s), your hand, a wooden backed hairbrush, the belt, and a pair of tighty whites and......there was something else but I have forgotten

Well if you are calling for support then perhaps the delectable Cherry may want to join my side?

**Barbedwire** · 01-02-2011, 03:03 PM

Oh don't be daft stan , I don't require support , although you may need some once you try to walk away !!!!!! hahhahahaa

**stan the man** · 02-02-2011, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by Barbedwire

Oh don't be daft stan , I don't require support , although you may need some once you try to walk away !!!!!! hahhahahaa

But I don't want smacked feet

Poor Aunty B, I really do worry about you, have you stopped taking your pills again?
I knew that you occasionally forget your what you were doing, where you were going, and even forget your own name, but if you have forgotten how to administer a good hard otk tanning I will speak to Westy and ask him to jog your memory by demonstrating on you how it should be done.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 02-02-2011, 10:03 AM

I know my place too - in these forums being really cheeky! Tee hee!!

Stan is really impertinent though...I wonder if I've been a bad influence on him...I hope so....

Cherry x

**stan the man** · 02-02-2011, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Judging by the downright impertinence that Stan is showing in his latest posting, I hope that you are going to see him sooner rather than later, Barbie. There are too many Subs on this site at the moment who seem to have forgotten their place. Stan needs a good hiding that he will not forget in a hurry. Rather than worrying about his ability to walk, he should be more concerned about how long it will be before he is wanting to sit down!!
TDH

Sub?! - now who is being cheeky! Sub I certainly am not.
Oh I know my place alright, it's right here having fun and laughs with you, Westy, Cherry and Babs

On a serious note, I think the banter between us lot helps encourage folk to join in the forums and feel comfortable communicating. It's all just a bit of light hearted fun.

**stan the man** · 02-02-2011, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

I know my place too - in these forums being really cheeky! Tee hee!!

Stan is really impertinent though...I wonder if I've been a bad influence on him...I hope so....

Cherry x

Cherry, you are teaching me well, we should stand united (and sit gingerly on soft cushions) xx

**stan the man** · 02-02-2011, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by westender

You do not know your place Cherry.
You need to have a long hard think to yourself.

Stan the man is in the back of the van with Nan and gran and the man from Paco Rabanne.

Get him Barbie and thrash his arse till he screams.

Stan the man was your biggest fan, he was the wan who believed you can fry barbies ass without a pan.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 02-02-2011, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by westender

You do not know your place Cherry.
You need to have a long hard think to yourself.

Stan the man is in the back of the van with Nan and gran and the man from Paco Rabanne. (LMFAO!!!!)

Get him Barbie and thrash his arse till he screams.

Don't I Sir? Where is my place then? Do enlighten me! And as for me having a "long hard think to myself," I'm afraid I can't; as Mr Gumby would say: "MY BRAIN HURTS!!"

Cherry x