Was My Music Teacher Right?

**happygolucky** · 08-11-2010, 01:43 PM

Is the only way to really get rhythm driven home to beat it into one. He certainly applied himself with gusto to proving the point on my bottom and it has always been my strongest musical accomplishment so perhaps the idea has merit.

Try spanking your next victim to the strains of Shostakovich' 5th symphony; the final movement or asking to be caned to a Prokofiev waltz, the cane lands on the up beat. For the more adventurous a lively 5/4 from, say, The Fairie's Kiss or The Rights of Spring. A tawsing to the mouthwatering chorus in Tanhauser, the crop applied in the rhythm of Theme and Variations on a Theme by Vivaldi.

All opinions much welcomed.

Anyway, your erstwhile Chief Bottom will have quite some time to contemplate these ideas as tomorrow, all being well he heads into hospital for a triple heart bypass operation and so will not be able to moderate, assist, or even irritate you all for a week or two.

If it goes tits-up then my wife has instructions to ask one of you to take over - preferably someone who knows what they're doing!

Happy strapping one and all...

Chief Bottom

**funforboth** · 08-11-2010, 01:53 PM

Best of luck with your sojourn in hospital...hope all goes well !

**Caribou 2** · 08-11-2010, 06:30 PM

All the best to you - hope everything goes well

**anarchistic_masochist** · 08-11-2010, 09:58 PM

Good luck with the operation - hope all goes well. xx

Cherry x

**Michelle69tv** · 08-11-2010, 11:53 PM

From a newbie in stockings, do hope all will be well tomorrow, and when you are a new man be able to teach this naughty gurl how to be truly feminine!

Michelle69tv

**happygolucky** · 08-11-2010, 11:56 PM

Ahh, Covspank, so I'm not alone. Glad to hear it but it's a virtually impossible piece to play. I sight read Liszt and still can't get anywhere near it; I'm simply not deformed enough. If you can then one day I'd love to hear it.

Anarchistic Masochist, thank you for your kind words.

Caribou - we can only hope - the worst will be a stroke, the best complete recovery and the alternative a meeting with my maker - or the bloke who holds my ultimate pin number.

Funforboth, thank you for your thoughts.

I did award the lovely Mrs Chief Bottom a prize spanking, tawsing, caning and leathering this afternoon just to give her something to think about and she was orgasmic and grateful so I suppose I can go out on a high.

In the meantime - get spanking.

Anarchistic Masochist - I just have to ask whether the Scottish fella ever delivered or was it a case of too much sporran getting in the way of a good kilt - it sounds like you can take it and I can't think of another excuse.

Bestest

**anarchistic_masochist** · 12-11-2010, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by algonania

Ahh, Covspank, so I'm not alone. Glad to hear it but it's a virtually impossible piece to play. I sight read Liszt and still can't get anywhere near it; I'm simply not deformed enough. If you can then one day I'd love to hear it.

Anarchistic Masochist, thank you for your kind words.

Caribou - we can only hope - the worst will be a stroke, the best complete recovery and the alternative a meeting with my maker - or the bloke who holds my ultimate pin number.

Funforboth, thank you for your thoughts.

I did award the lovely Mrs Chief Bottom a prize spanking, tawsing, caning and leathering this afternoon just to give her something to think about and she was orgasmic and grateful so I suppose I can go out on a high.

In the meantime - get spanking.

Anarchistic Masochist - I just have to ask whether the Scottish fella ever delivered or was it a case of too much sporran getting in the way of a good kilt - it sounds like you can take it and I can't think of another excuse.

Bestest

Aww!

Cheers!

Westey didn't give me the spanking that I so sorely deserved, much to Covspank's annoyance!

I did give him ample opportunity, mind you...plus, I feel that I've got away with murder...

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 12-11-2010, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

It's definitely impossible to play, whilst you're administering the spanking at the same time!! Now that would be a concert worth attending! Thank goodness for the CD. I play music to accompany most of my sessions at home- a) it drowns out the noise; b) it gets me "in the zone". William Boyce is a favourite at the moment, although I am drawn back to Wagner or Verdi - there's a certain fulfilment in playing the "Dies irae" at a session- "Day of wrath and doom impending"! As for Westey- he appears to have taken a vow of silence. Of course he hasn't done the deed- he's all "piss and wind"!!!
TDH

Ozzy Osborne's "Diary of a Madman" gets me going, as does anything from the original line-up of Black Sabbath...heh heh heh!

Algonania - yes, Covspank is correct; Westey has never laid a finger on me, but I can divulge that I do get dealt with on a regular basis, hence my present angelic demeanour!

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 12-11-2010, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

Don't count your chickens....!!!
TDH

Yes, Sir...I do have the regretable habit of speaking too soon and tempting fate!

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 12-11-2010, 02:14 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

The thread is about music- not the ravings of a lunatic and the dreadful din made by "Black Sabbath". Is there no hope?
TDH

Dreadful din??! I'm afraid I have to disagree with you there, Sir.

Actually, a lot of guitar solos are based upon, or inspired by classical music and a lot of heavy metal lead guitarists are classically trained musicians.

Cherry x