What's the naughtiest/worst thing you've ever done?

**Paddlingpaul** · 22-09-2010, 07:57 PM

Cherry,
Your PM box is apparently full, any chance you could make some space ?

pAUL

totty · 23-09-2010, 02:04 PM

mother in law caught me sniffing her dirty knicks.I had a choice 1] Hairbrush accross my bare arse orshewould inform my wife of my misdemeanour.I took the hairbrush and had a hard on all through the punisment.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 13-11-2010, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Paddlingpaul

Cherry,
Your PM box is apparently full, any chance you could make some space ?

pAUL

My inbox is clear now.

Intrakota · 15-11-2010, 07:44 PM

Not the worst thing I've done I suppose, but I did get caught out -

My mate Lindsay had aquired a small folding pen knife from the local Hardware shop -
I wanted one, so I "took" Half a Crown, Two Shiilings and Sixpence (25p today) from Mums purse to buy it, infact it was One Shilling and Sixpence with the intention of putting the change back before she noticed.
She did notice, before I made it back, I knew this because as I entered the back of the house with my mate there she was in the kitchen with the Belt on the table, she picked it up and demanded an explanation, I offered the Shilling change and showed her what rubbish I had spent her hard earnt money on hoping that it might help, it didn't, infact it made things much worse, for taking the money and for having a knife she pulled my shorts and pants down, bent me over a kitchen stool and leathered my bare ass infront of my mate which left me streaming tears and howling like a dog, and him visibly shocked.

Thanks Mum, look at me now.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 15-11-2010, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Intrakota

Not the worst thing I've done I suppose, but I did get caught out -

My mate Lindsay had aquired a small folding pen knife from the local Hardware shop -
I wanted one, so I "took" Half a Crown, Two Shiilings and Sixpence (25p today) from Mums purse to buy it, infact it was One Shilling and Sixpence with the intention of putting the change back before she noticed.
She did notice, before I made it back, I knew this because as I entered the back of the house with my mate there she was in the kitchen with the Belt on the table, she picked it up and demanded an explanation, I offered the Shilling change and showed her what rubbish I had spent her hard earnt money on hoping that it might help, it didn't, infact it made things much worse, for taking the money and for having a knife she pulled my shorts and pants down, bent me over a kitchen stool and leathered my bare ass infront of my mate which left me streaming tears and howling like a dog, and him visibly shocked.

Thanks Mum, look at me now.

Yikes! I wouldn't wanna get on the wrong side of your mum!

Cherry x

**badboy13** · 29-11-2010, 09:07 PM

I was good at chemistry and made a stink bomb which I deposited through the sectetary's letterbox after school one evening. The smell was so bad that next day we couldnt go into assembly.
The headmaster did the usual " We know who did it but it was best he confesses" speech and i was never caught for it.
That is probably why I am owning up now as I am long overdue that visit to the heads study and taking the letter home to dad for a belting

**Vspankable** · 18-12-2010, 04:21 PM

I had been reported to my headmaster for misbehaving with some of the girls from the local convent school, i shoved a few of the over and laughed at the silly little cows. I was made to reprt to the master's secretary, the master gave me a talking to, but i was sniggering after i left his office, having denied it all. The master's secretary was not satisfied by the way i'd been dealt with and she took hold of me, took my pants and panties down, took me right across her knee and taught me a lesson i'll never forget. Needless to say I will never be rough with a woman or girl again, for fear of being dealt with by a secretary!

**davidlayton** · 13-08-2011, 12:08 PM

I got caught throwing empty milk bottles at a wall. I was reported to school and received 4 strokes of the cane off my Headmaster. I had to stand in the corner of his room, Hands on head, with my shorts and underpants down to my ankles for half an hour befor being released and allowed to rub my aching bottom. That was the longest half hour in my life.
davidlayton50@yahoo.cco.uk

**hardhitter** · 21-08-2011, 04:35 PM

Went for a smoke with 2 of my mates in the school art room on the day of the big school photo. Dont know how it happened - one us must have thrown a lit match or cigarette in a trash can full of paper. Next we know: whoosh, fire reaching to the ceiling. We scarpered, but also hit the fire alarm. Not much damage actually, but still we we afraid of being charge for arson, so we said nothing to anyone. When the school photos came back (weeks later) on which we were conspicuously absent, we got hauled in for questioning. We confessed. Prison? Expulsion? No, six of the (very best) cane in front of the whole school. Gym shorts only. No rubbing allowed. Agony, but better than the alternatives. Thanks you, sir.

**overIgo** · 14-09-2011, 03:05 AM

(third time lucky keeps cutting out)

keep it short the year was 1982, I was 13 and a evil wee git, three of my mates and me jacked up Mr McKinley's triumph spitfire racing green, one lunchtime after pre arranging the tools the previous evening, placing bricks under his car removing his wheels chucking the wheels down a embankment hiding the tools of our deed, making sure I got a detention for hitting the ball off a teacher shortly after returning from the mission,

Every Year McKinley taught was interrogated but me and my mates were off the hook courtesy of the my detention...the culprit eventually being blamed on ex pupils the reason for the Deed his love of tawsing pupils for the slightest indiscrection....Revenge is sweet....if some what naughty...