Persuading my wife to go to the dungeon

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-07-2010, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

As I recall, she's a rather precocious girl, who loiters around with a scarecrow, a man made of tin, a rather mangey dog and some other equally unsavoury characters. Yes, that's her- Dorothy Perkins- she's been on the television recently- some stuff and nonsense about going to see a wizard. Definitely a candidate for a good smacked bottom!
TDH

Poor Dorothy! She's only trying to find her way home!

Cherry x

**Sirstephen** · 18-07-2010, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

Poor Dorothy! She's only trying to find her way home!

Cherry x

Wasn't this same girl responsible for the manslaughter of a dear old lady from the west.

A good severe strapping is the order of the day, What!

**Targetarear** · 18-07-2010, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

If it's not an impertinant question Sir, what's wrong with the place in Stanley?

Cherry x

Did we ever get an answer to this?

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-07-2010, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Targetarear

Did we ever get an answer to this?

No, Sir. The question wasn't answered. x

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-07-2010, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Sirstephen

Wasn't this same girl responsible for the manslaughter of a dear old lady from the west.

A good severe strapping is the order of the day, What!

The old crone deserved it! *Chuckles*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-07-2010, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Yes, it was! Sirstephen had an answer via Private Message!
TDH

Oh, ok Sir. Obviously, I would not have known that the question had been answered, what with it being a private message an' all....

Cherry x

**borocub** · 18-07-2010, 07:44 PM

who dished out the happy pills on this thread. Have u all got back from the land of OZ yet. ????????????

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-07-2010, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by borocub

who dished out the happy pills on this thread. Have u all got back from the land of OZ yet. ????????????

Dunno, but I don't think I'm in Coventry anymore.....

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-07-2010, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

Have you been banished from the Spanking capital?
TDH

No Sir. I emigrated, if that's the right word, of my own free will. (Plus, maybe, just maybe, I'll be safe from you, but somehow, I doubt it!

)

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-07-2010, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

You'd have to go a lot further than London to be safe from me!! I suppose that this means that there's even less chance of Westey getting round to administering that long overdue punishment! I mean... Glasgow to London.. a journey like that might see the old codger off!
TDH

Well Sir, you know what the ubiquitous "they" always say: if you want a job doing, do it yourself!

Cherry x