Cherry's Cheek is Kept in Check...

**Uncle David** · 30-07-2010, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by westender

Very good, doeas that mean he will have something to fall back on later in life?

He'll have the hump if he doesn't!

Uncle David

**Uncle David** · 30-07-2010, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by westender

Hump! what hump?

You obviously didn't understand that, so here's another Quasimodo joke for you:

Quasimodo went to see his GP.

The doctor, after examining him, said "I think there's something wrong with your back."

Quasimodo said "What makes you say that?"

The doctor replied "Oh, it's just a hunch."

Uncle David

**anarchistic_masochist** · 31-07-2010, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

There speaks someone who has never worked with children! They've just found a body in the woods in Emmerdale. There are some woods near the cottage in Edinburgh, Westey. Fancy a walk??!!
TDH

Ouch!! You're evil.... *laughs*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 31-07-2010, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

I think that you're being very charitable! I doubt if Westey is capable of counting up to 72!
TDH

72 is charitable?!?! Wha-? If I was to get 172, it still would not be severe enough, would it?

*Wails* Uncle David? I thought you were on my side! Six dozen??!!! *faints*

Cherry x

**Uncle David** · 31-07-2010, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

72 is charitable?!?! Wha-? If I was to get 172, it still would not be severe enough, would it?

*Wails* Uncle David? I thought you were on my side! Six dozen??!!! *faints*

Cherry x

Now, now, calm down and relax Cherry

I have it on good authority that Westey is now well in decline, both physically and mentally, and would be incapable of swatting a fly, let alone spanking a cheeky girl.

If I appear to be encouraging him, I'm merely humouring him out of pity, so just go along with it and don't worry.

Uncle David

**anarchistic_masochist** · 31-07-2010, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by Uncle David

Now, now, calm down and relax Cherry

I have it on good authority that Westey is now well in decline, both physically and mentally, and would be incapable of swatting a fly, let alone spanking a cheeky girl.

If I appear to be encouraging him, I'm merely humouring him out of pity, so just go along with it and don't worry.

Uncle David

*Sighs with relief and gives Uncle a big hug*

That's all right then...

You nearly gave me a heart attack!! x x

Cherry x

**Chiefwhip** · 31-07-2010, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

72 is charitable?!?! Wha-? If I was to get 172, it still would not be severe enough, would it?

*Wails* Uncle David? I thought you were on my side! Six dozen??!!! *faints*
Cherry x

I'm sure other on this forum who like me think 6 dozen would be just a warm up for such a cheeky young lady!!!

**anarchistic_masochist** · 31-07-2010, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Well now, Westey. What were you saying only recently? "Uncle Dave's a good man"? Hear, hear! I couldn't agree more. He's obviously a very perceptive man, as it hasn't taken him long to suss you out! "Well in decline...both physically and mentally...incapable of swatting a fly...humouring him out of pity.." Ha,ha,ha,ha. I haven't enjoyed reading a posting so much for a long time!! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
TDH

PMSL!!

I can almost hear your laughter in London, Sir!

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 31-07-2010, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Chiefwhip

I'm sure other on this forum who like me think 6 dozen would be just a warm up for such a cheeky young lady!!!

Aww, Sir!!! Not you an' all!! *goes white as a sheet*

Cherry x

**Uncle David** · 31-07-2010, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Well now, Westey. What were you saying only recently? "Uncle Dave's a good man"? Hear, hear! I couldn't agree more. He's obviously a very perceptive man, as it hasn't taken him long to suss you out! "Well in decline...both physically and mentally...incapable of swatting a fly...humouring him out of pity.." Ha,ha,ha,ha. I haven't enjoyed reading a posting so much for a long time!! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
TDH

I know it's hard not to but you shouldn't laugh at the silly old fool Cov.

He's reached the state now where he struggles to get out of bed in a morning and his community psychiatric nurse is applying for a carer for him to help him get up and washed etc. I won't go into the details of his incontenance but it's not pleasant!

It really must be a pitiful site to see him tottering about on his Zimmer frame trying to get from his recliner chair to his computer. I'm afraid so much of what he says is fantasy but the saddest part is he still believes it.

So far, he's resisted all attempts by well-meaning people to get him into a psychiatric unit but I understand there are plans to get him sectioned.

Uncle David