Where are all the female submissives or spankees?

[anarchistic_masochist]

I would never expect you to be nice Cov.

Enjoy it while it lasts, Westy! He's never nice to me! Consider yourself privileged!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Oh dear! More soggy cocoa! Pass the tissues someone!
TDH

Have you been following Delia's bizarre recipes again? Putting onion water in your cocoa? No wonder you've been weeping so much!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Rather than mock, you should be hanging your head in shame! I quote your previous post, to remind you of the source of my distress! I hope you're feeling some remorse! Now- onions poached in cocoa - DELIA!!!
TDH

Really? I thought you were being sarcastic. I am sorry Sir. I didn't believe that you were actually weeping into your non-onion-y cocoa on my account! Whoops... *bites lip and hands Cov a tissue*

Cherry x

P.S. Onions poached in cocoa actually sounds rather tasty...

[anarchistic_masochist]

Me- sarcastic?! "Lowest form of wit...". You can keep your hands off the onions poached in cocoa recipe - Delia's already secured the copyright!
TDH

What's the point in having cookery programmes and books etc. if you're not allowed to cook what they make?

"Here's a step-by-step guide how to make poach onions in cocoa, but if you try to make it, I WILL SUE YOU AND KICK YOUR ARSE!!!!"

So me, being me, never taking any notice of authority, goes ahead and makes it anyway. After all, how can this ruling be enforced? I've got everything on the go, pans bubbling away nicely, and all of a sudden, some SAS psycho wearing a balaclava crashes in through my window, swinging in on a rope, rugby tackles me and cuffs my hands behind my back. My assailant takes off her mask, and it's none other than an irate Delia: "I f*@!$%! warned you!!!!"

Cue Graham Chapman...

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Delia is already thinking up an accompaniment to go with "Roasted Anarchist Masochist". I hear that she's just managed to get hold of one. Thankfully, they are extremely rare, so this could be a culinary one off! Heston is livid that she's beaten him to it!!
TDH

Roasted? You're advocating cannibalism now?! Glad that I'm such a rarity! That's almost a complement! What would you do if there was more than one of me? *Chuckles*

C x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Choke!! I've heard its an acquired taste- not dissimilar to tripe- in more ways than one!
TDH

Cough it up! See? That's what happens when you wish misfortune onto people! (c.f. choking on popcorn and ham sandwiches.) Karma's like a boomerang - it returns to sender!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

And now you're serving it up to us on a daily basis!
TDH

*Suddenly acquires a handbag and is about to go "oooooh!" in a high pitch voice again, when the bear from "A Winter's Tale" steams in and grabs it out of my hands, ragging it into a million pieces*

[anarchistic_masochist]

Saved by the bear!
TDH

*whines* That was my favourite handbag!!! *folds arms and sulks*

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

You sound like Lady Bracknell!
TDH

Good old Oscar Wilde! My fave quote is "work is the curse of the drinking classes." Brilliant...

Cherry x