what i think i need

[borocub]

I've got my seat booked in the front row to see you eating your shoes!!
Mustn't forget the camera!! Bon appetit!!
TDH

I wouldn't want to miss this one, i hope you have big feet westey sir, ha ha.

[anarchistic_masochist]

I wouldn't want to miss this one, i hope you have feet westey sir, ha ha.

Oh, you two are terrible! *chuckles* Y'know, a part of me feels duty-bound to defend poor Westey, but he does leave himself wide open for the ripping of his life...

And I can't even join in because I'll just make things even worse for myself, if that's possible!

Cherry x

[borocub]

well yes westey sir does drop some clangers somtimes, it's usually me.

[anarchistic_masochist]

well yes westey sir does drop some clangers somtimes, it's usually me.

Poor Clangers! He really needs to be more careful...

*Both Cherry and Borocub become aware of the sounds of indignant whistling coming from near the floor. They both look down to see a bunch of pink, knitted, alien mice jumping up and down angrily...*

Cherry x

[borocub]

If his feet are anything like the size of his mouth, his shoes must resemble banana boats!
TDH

Ok then does westey sir want fresh cream and choc sprinckles with his shoes.

[anarchistic_masochist]

Ok then does westey sir want fresh cream and choc sprinckles with his shoes.

Don't forget the strawberries! It is Wimbledon after all!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

You're just spoiling him- shoes are best eaten plain- with just a squeeze of lemon- ask Delia!
TDH

I feel disinclined to ask that psychopath anything, after what happened last time...She came crashing through my window when I was cooking onions poached in cocoa - beat me senseless, she did!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Don't say that you weren't warned! She's got a nasty streak when she thinks people are pinching her recipes! You got off lightly! Rick Stein tried to steal the recipe for cherries in garlic - the dog got it!! She brought out a recipe for fricasee of terrier just after that!
TDH

I still have nightmares...being tied up, gagged with a tea-towel and savagely spanked with the biggest wooden spatula you have ever seen....I can see why you like her, Sir....

Cherry x

[borocub]

yes! Yes westey sir has finally gone to the other side. My work is done,

[borocub]

At least he won't be able to give you the slipper- he won't have any- he'll have eaten them!! SHOES OFF! SHOES OFF! SHOES OFF!
TDH

Yes sir, with lots of lemon, with a touch of icing sugar. Mmm