female needs taking in hand

[anarchistic_masochist]

How about as the lecherous old caretaker, always caught hanging around the girl's changing rooms??!!
TDH

Possessive singular, Sir? Surely the changing rooms are used by more than one girl?

*Ducks and dodges blackboard rubber that's hurled across the room.*



Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

This is not your "bog standard comprehensive"- it is a very exclusive private school, where each pupil has several changing rooms, for their sole use!! They have a policy, of employing sad unfortunates in positions such as that occupied by Westey. It is a policy that I fear they will come to regret!
My blackboard rubbers contain tracking devices- you can duck as much as you like- you will not succeed in dodging!!
TDH

Ah. My apologies, Sir. I did indeed go to a "bog standard comprehensive," and as such, I do not know any different.

I didn't know 'Q' had branched out into supplying gadgets for headmasters; but I thought tracking devices merely traced people's movements, unless you actually mean that your board rubbers contain heat-seeking homing devices, kinda like the ones used in warfare....ARGHH!!!!!

* Cherry is stopped abruptly in her tracks, as a now rather irate TDH hurls one of the aforementioned board rubbers across the room, striking Cherry square in the forehead!*

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Hey you two whats going on? It's very quiet on here at the moment we need to liven it up a bit.

You haven't been 'round for a while, Sir. The forum's been empty without you!

C x