female needs taking in hand

**anarchistic_masochist** · 17-06-2010, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by westender

You would certainly not answer me back and be cheeky.

I just did! So there! *Blows raspberry*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 17-06-2010, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

...it's because you've let Cherry get away with it for so long, that she now thinks she can do as she pleases! Do I have to do everything?
TDH

Oh my good God, I do not like the sound of that!!!

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-06-2010, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by westender

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...Dont you worry about Cherry, she knows whats coming.

*wails in despair*

Yes, Sir...but I wish to hell, I didn't!!!

C x

P.S. This thread's entitled "female needs taking in hand" - looks like I am that female! Come in, number six, your time is up... *sighs in resignation*

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-06-2010, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

I think that your boat is about to be torpedoed below the water line! If you're wailing now, what are you going to like when you meet Doris?
TDH

Doris, Sir? Who's going to introduce me to her? *trembles*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 18-06-2010, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Sure you're up to it, Westey? We don't want you pegging out with the job half done!
TDH

The prospect of being spanked by either of you is equally terrifying!

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 21-06-2010, 09:35 PM

*...stands open-mouthed and ashen faced while she watches this bizarre game of ping-pong between Cov and Westey...it starts to dawn on her that she has really gone too far this time and that there is no turning back. All she can do is watch in horror as her fate is decided...*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 27-06-2010, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by westender

I am pleased that you are beginning to come round to our way of thinking.

Yes, Sir.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 30-06-2010, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

Nobody, not even Lovey or the Looper, could possibly think like you, Westey! "Your way of thinking" is just too wacky for words!
TDH

So's mine, Sir. I think that's why we get on so well!

**anarchistic_masochist** · 01-07-2010, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by westender

I remember my schoolday's well.
Behind the bikeshed smoking and drinking and touching up the girls.

God I miss that Janitor's job.

Oh Sir, that's brilliant!!!

*laughs raucously*

Cherry x

**anarchistic_masochist** · 03-07-2010, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by covspank

On the basis of what evidence do you make the assertion that "everyone else likes my jokes". The only one I've seen laughing is Fruit pie- or should that be Fruit cake??!!
TDH

Fruit cake...Oh, nice!! Make that a fruit 'n' nut cake, with a free double lobotomy and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper with every purchase! Cuckoo! Wibble! Boing!!!

Cherry x