female needs taking in hand

[anarchistic_masochist]

Take a leaf out of my book, and learn to be a little more self-deprecating and modest!!!

TDH

Self-deprecating? Modest?! You??! HA HA HAAA!!!!



Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Oh dear! I hope that you're not going to allow your postings to slide to the level of snide comment and mere abuse, Cherry!! Yes, I've always tried to make self-deprecation and modesty my two guiding principles. Look and learn, Cherry! Look and learn!

TDH

Abuse Sir? Wouldn't dream of it! Sarcasm, maybe. Cheekiness? Definately! I thought being pedantic and grumpy were your two guiding principles, but saying that Sir, you've taught me a lot already, so I'm more than happy to "look and learn"!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

What you refer to as being pedantic, I would say is a desire for accuracy; what you call being grumpy, I would call an irritation with those who fail to achieve the standards I set- a failure usually brought about through being slapdash and careless. Could that be the reason for the spelling mistake in your posting?

TDH

Yes Sir. I spelt "definitely" wrong. Sorry Sir...

Does anyone achieve the standards you set? I would hazard a guess that not many do!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Food for thought indeed, Sir. I found myself nodding in agreement as I read your post. I too, encounter hideous grammatical errors everywhere - my pet hates are people confusing "your" and "you're" and the incorrect use of "there", "their" and "they're". It drives me bonkers! Then Iget accused of being a "grammar nazi"! I know I've teased you a bit for being pedantic but if I'm being honest, I'm actually glad that you do desire accuracy - it's thanks to you that I don't spell "believe" and "definitely" incorrectly anymore!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Let's get back to spanking shall we people?
Most of the tree dweller's have moved on from here.
Bad speller's of the World untie.
Six of the best.

"Bad speller's (sic.) of the world untie"? Were you trying to be ironic? *sniggers*

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

I think that the word you want is "sarcastic", and the answer is Yes! * raises eyes heavenward in despair*
TDH

Aw, be fair Sir - Westy's not exactly renowned for his literacy, is he?

C x

[anarchistic_masochist]

I should not wish to be in your shoes when Westey reads that tomorrow!
TDH

He'd have to travel all the way down from Scotland for starters. I doubt that he could read a train timetable, if I'm being honest!

C x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Yes I was trying to be ironic young Cherry. Oh dear.
You are one cheeky Mare who needs taught a lesson in manners. You should report to Cov immediately for a session with his Dragon. I cannot believe the insolence from you. Do you think you are able to sort her out Cov?

Aw, come off it! You love it really! I'm sure he's got bigger fish to fry than me! (At least, I hope he has! )

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Cov and I were talking earlier. We three seem to be the only ones on here at the moment.
I have an offer to sign for British Spanking for just over a million pounds.
I am seriously considering it as there are more females on that site.
I would pop on here on Fridays just to make sure you two are behaving.
Cherry, I have a meeting in Rugby the week after next. It cant be far from you and I suggest you meet me for a session. Cov, I will buy you a beer.

Hi Westy

Sent you a PM. You're right - Rugby isn't that far away. If you're getting a round in, Sir, mine's a pint of Hobgoblin!

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Hobgoblin. Dare I ask?

It's a dark ale made by the Wytchwood Brewery. Lovely stuff! How could you not know that?!

Cherry x