spank position

[anarchistic_masochist]

Why dont you stick your head up your arse.

I cant believe you asked such a stupid question.

Please Sir, don't be cross - Chiefwhip's comment quite clearly was supposed to be light-hearted and taken in jest. Why are you so angry?

C x

[anarchistic_masochist]

I know, I had a moment.
But it's got nothing to do with you so butt out.

Chiefwhip is a friend; that's why I intervened, and I did so in the most tactful, respectful and diplomatic way possible.

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Cherry, you may continue to post today.

Thank you, Sir. I've sent you a PM.

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Is that a euphemism for "I'm just not up to the task!" You may have forgiven Cherry ( or as I pointed out, let her wrap you round her little finger), but don't you go including me in your blanket absolution!! There's some penance to be done, on her part, before that happens!( Goodness, I'm sounding like the Looper!)
TDH

Sir, what would I need to do to earn your forgiveness?

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Do I really need to answer that question? I think that would be what is known as stating the obvious!!
TDH

I appreciate that Sir; what I mean is, by whom? Westy says he's forgiven me so does that mean I'm off the hook? (I hope not. I don't want you thinking that I've got away with murder.) Do you want Westy specifically to deal with me, or aren't you bothered, as long as my punisher does a good job? I just want to know what's going on, because I'm completely lost now.

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

How dare you be so impertinent as to demand things of me! When I return from Newcastle, you will hear from me as to what your punishment will be and who will be administering it! Until then, you will mind your manners!
TDH

I didn't mean to appear that I was demanding anything. I was just seeking clarification, that's all. I'm trying really hard to mind my p's and q's, but no matter what I do or say; no matter how carefully I word my posts, the end result is always the same: I end up making you angry. I don't mean to. I'm really sorry, Sir.

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

Oh dear Cherry, you seem to have foot in mouth today.
Dont you worry about old Cov, he wont punish you. Now I on the other hand...................

Foot in mouth, Sir? More like mad cow's disease! Moo! Wibble! *Death!*

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

I am being released today. I am a reformed character now.

Hey, did you spill my pint?

Yep. Deliberately! What are you gonna do about it?


Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

As he's all piss and wind, probably not very much! No change there,then!
TDH

Indeed so, Sir! *grins*

Cherry x

[anarchistic_masochist]

I am still in Newcastle, but only until tomorrow. Then back home for a week, before returning to Geordieland- God's own country!
TDH

Are you off thrashing naughty northerners? I think it's great that you go up and down the country smacking bottoms - what a fantastic way to spend your retirement!

Cherry