Which famous people would you like to spank or cane?

**Xerxes** · 07-08-2010, 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

LMFAO!!!!! You and Cov would be a brilliant double act!

Well, now that you mention it, I do have short fat hairy legs and a penchant for writing plays. If Cov has a habit of fiddling with his NHS glasses and a healthy dislike for Des O'Connor then anything is possible...

Originally Posted by covspank

I'm a brilliant act in my own right, thank you Cherry. Top of the bill. I'm surprised that I haven't been asked to do "An Audience with the Demon Headmaster" yet!
TDH

...With lots of spankable famous people in the audience, presumably.

There's a thought. To be honest I've never accepted an offer to do an audience yet but I might just think about it if they happen to get in touch.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 09-08-2010, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

I'm a brilliant act in my own right, thank you Cherry. Top of the bill. I'm surprised that I haven't been asked to do "An Audience with the Demon Headmaster" yet!
TDH

I don't think you would win many prizes for modesty though...

Cherry x

**triksta** · 10-08-2010, 12:28 AM

Without a shadow of doubt my top 3

1,Maomi Campbell.
2,Entire big brother house.
3,fat cat bankers.

Singaporean style beatings !!!

**Mr Cane** · 11-08-2010, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Phil Hooper

Fascinating question.

I'll start with Carol Vorderman and Yvette Cooper.

Carol because she has the most magnificent sexy bottom and Ms Cooper because it would give me such enormous pleasure to see the little Nuliebor minx's bottom well and truly caned and hear her squeals of pain and delight.

You have my 100% support as regards Ms Cooper - especially if you could be persuaded to thrash her smarmy husband's arse as well.

**spank4uandme** · 24-08-2010, 06:54 PM

Angelina Jolie
the trainer from AMERICAS BIGGEST LOSER (Gillian?)

**billsie** · 27-08-2010, 01:53 PM

Lucy Verasami (Sky Weather Girl). Lovely long legs, fantastic smile, sexy bottom.
Gabby Logan (as above)

**Simon138** · 27-08-2010, 06:18 PM

BBC Newsreader Kate Silverton. She is very fit and athletic and would surely take a good caning.

Also Sarah Parish and Shelley Conn from BBC Mistresses series - their characters deserve a severe beating.

**mike_redbotham** · 31-08-2010, 04:24 PM

I reckon there are a few cute Pakistani cricketers' bottoms that could do with a dose of the rattan!!
(OK, who said they had no balls for it???)

**taffyevans** · 31-08-2010, 09:57 PM

Either of the WEbsters girls in Coro god do they need it

**mmslipper** · 07-09-2010, 06:40 PM

All this talk about Kevin Pietersen being disciplined for his bad language on Twitter got me thinking...
A thin cane, a glass of red wine, Mr Pietersen in cricket kit (and Jimmy Anderson as well if you insist...) - 12 on cricket trousers, 12 on thin underpants, 12 on bare... Sounds like a pretty good evening to me