Quote Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist View Post
LMFAO!!!!! You and Cov would be a brilliant double act!
Well, now that you mention it, I do have short fat hairy legs and a penchant for writing plays. If Cov has a habit of fiddling with his NHS glasses and a healthy dislike for Des O'Connor then anything is possible...



Quote Originally Posted by covspank View Post
I'm a brilliant act in my own right, thank you Cherry. Top of the bill. I'm surprised that I haven't been asked to do "An Audience with the Demon Headmaster" yet!
TDH
...With lots of spankable famous people in the audience, presumably. There's a thought. To be honest I've never accepted an offer to do an audience yet but I might just think about it if they happen to get in touch.