Dear Headmaster,
sorry I slept in or was it my bus was late can't remember the excuse I used the last time I do remember your warning don't be late again oh dear

and yes i forgot my home work and I didn't do my lines properly sorry

what I've got to report this Tuesday Glasgow or surrounding areas in the morning after registration before first break but sir im sorry

yes sir Im very sorry please not the slipper what bare oh god Im in trouble this time

so if anyone can accommodate at short notice and wants to spank slipper my bare bottom send for me please....