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13-06-2010, 04:01 PM #21jennysub Guest
Re: male or female
My favourite timewaster story:
I was due to meet a "tough 'ard Dom" about 18 months ago. I was sure he wouldn't turn up so as I was going to visit a friend at a hospital in hammersmith I aranged to meet him at Hammersmith tube,
10am, the appointed time, no show so I sent a text message then wandered off to have a coffee with my friend.
10.15am an incoming text: "My name's Mark, my friend Ray asked me to contact you, he has gone down with swine flu, been taken really ill, with him now in hospital"..
"Oh goodness, poor Ray, what hospital are you both in?"..
"Charing Cross"
"Oh!! How convenient!! So am I. What ward? I will just pop up"...
strangely my message was not answered and when I tried calling the phone was switched off
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13-06-2010, 07:54 PM #22jennysub Guest
Re: male or female
One trait that is gender specific is blokes pretending to be female.
We used to have an old saying...
"welcome to the internet where Men are Men..... and so are the women"
Joking aside I know many women who whilst portraying as women will fantasise, just blokes seem to have the monopoly on gender bending
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13-06-2010, 11:12 PM #23jennysub Guest
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15-06-2010, 02:34 AM #24Contributor
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Re: male or female
yea covspank you need to stop bitching like you always, do and just do what we are suposedly all here 2 do. stop trolling covspank.
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15-06-2010, 05:29 PM #25Contributor
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lol you think your funny dont you. ur not original "I await a response with great eagerness" aka sad fuck. you are a hypocrat you fucking troller. you are probably a sad lonely old man that goes on the internet to pick up on spelling errors. just because you speak of the dictionary does not meen you're clever. and i put comma in the wrong place big wow you sad old bastard grow up
I await a response with great eagerness lol there u go i gave you want u want. yea im obviously an immigrant lol
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15-06-2010, 11:08 PM #26Interstellar
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Hear, hear! I have a friend in her early twenties, who went to University, not even knowing the basics of English grammar. The whole year had to be taught extra classes in order to plug the void left by British state education. Unbelievable!
And loveitotk, you did more than "put a comma in the wrong place," you silly oik! Capital letters and full stops would be a good start. Would you be quite so brave if you were faced with the likes of Covspank or Westy weilding a dragon cane or a Scottish strap? I think not son! No, it's far easier to hide behind the anonymity of a computer screen - how terribly macho of you(!)
Q. What's the difference between a book and lovesitotk?
A. A book has got a spine.
Cherry
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15-06-2010, 11:46 PM #27Interstellar
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20-06-2010, 11:35 AM #30Interstellar
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