Whimp Heads

[elfharry]

Jenny, I seem to have found my postings under a reference to 'WIMP HEADS', well I do not know how they arrived there, I do not recall posting under that heading, however the only way in which 'wimp' will feature in your next attendance at school, will be when you wimper, young lady. (Yes I know it is customarily spelt whimper but English is a living language, thus changes can happen).
I do not know how you have time to post on here and do your prep!!

[jennysub]

SIR

SNOT FAIR SIR!!!


Naturally I would not include someone of your stature, bearing, dignity, compassion, understanding and forgiving fairness in that category sir. I was merely reflecting on what others have mentioned to me as being their experience at skools obviously of profoundly lesser worth than yours sir.

I promise you sir at my next school attendance you will see that my spirited enthusiasm has been harnessed and focussed, not just a leaf but the whole tree has been turned over and my pledge to become a model pupil of decorum, diligence and ever so enchanting sweetness has at last been fulfilled.

I might even try harder to get all the wine stains off the front of my gymslip so I can be at my very well presented best.

Jennifer

Jenny, I seem to have found my postings under a reference to 'WIMP HEADS', well I do not know how they arrived there, I do not recall posting under that heading, however the only way in which 'wimp' will feature in your next attendance at school, will be when you wimper, young lady. (Yes I know it is customarily spelt whimper but English is a living language, thus changes can happen).
I do not know how you have time to post on here and do your prep!!

[DrMax]

Dear Jenny,

From the delightful photos in your profile, you seem to have met at least some Headmasters willing and able to warm your bottom!

Lxxx

[jennysub]

Not true SIR

one or two

perhaps

but then, I'm just so sweet and demure and oh so well behaved in class that it must be imposible for most to deal with me 'arshly

just my abundance of natural charm I think


Saint Jennifer the perfection

Dear Jenny,

From the delightful photos in your profile, you seem to have met at least some Headmasters willing and able to warm your bottom!

Lxxx

[anarchistic_masochist]

Bloody hell Jenny....you make me laugh! "Saint Jenny the Perfection"(!) I laughed my arse off!

I'm afraid I ain't as sweet and innocent as you - just ask Sir! I don't mean to be bad, it's just that all the naughtiness and general misdemeanours seem to come from nowhere. I was with you in the March class - I was the newbie and I got thrashed big time for coming last in Maths, remember? (Then I was made to stay behind for cheating in a Music exam... Ouch, indeed...!)

Regards

"Cherry"