I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

I've been considering a weekend break away somewhere for a nice spanking holiday the last weekend of February BUT where is the best place for me to visit in the UK with reasonably priced flghts from Scotland ?

I was thinking of finding a private weekend let Friday 24th(my birthday) to Sunday 26th so as some of you lovely people could come and visit who cannot manage upto Scotland .
* See how nice I am*

So, let me know where to visit if you would enjoy coming to see me on my wee spanking holiday , my rate will be the same as up here .
The place with the most responses may very well have my company for a weekend :D

I should try Nether Wallop.

How about I start at Andover , go to middle wallop followed by nether wallop and over wallop and then back to andover :p

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Originally Posted by algonania

I should try Nether Wallop.

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If its in the southern area I would very much like but quite possible not enjoy meeting you

I am afraid to have to tell you that you have missed out on a cheap flight ! My map selling contact Alex has been down South on a brief sojourn but flies back today

Oh evenolder - I think I could tickle you pink or atleast make your bum pink to a bright rosey red.
Seems no-one's coming forward to offer me anywhere to visit worth while anywhere in the UK,apart from the Scottish boys seem to want me to stay up here .
So do I now stay in Scotland that weekend or do I head to Northern Ireland ,Belfast might be lovely ,I used to live there and haven't been back for a while ,Wales or England ?

Atleast I do have a wee trip planned on the 29th Feb to Newcastle for one night only !

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Originally Posted by evenolder

If its in the southern area I would very much like but quite possible not enjoy meeting you

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I have a suggestion. Why don't you, Bluebell73 and Evenolder follow the example of the disabled servicemen who've just rowed across the Atlantic? I know it's been done already, but at least it would give the rest of us a month's peace from the absolute rubbish that passes for witty banter between the three of you.

Now now Maggie, don't be nasty. The forum has been at peace for a few days. Lets not stir things up. We may talk a lot of rubbish at times but at least we leave the serious posters alone to get on with their business. If you feel you can contribute something sensible to the conversation then please join in. Another way to look at it is that you are not compelled to read them. I don't read everything that is posted on the forum. Oh and by the way, I used to row when I was at University a long time ago, great sport.

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

I have a suggestion. Why don't you, Bluebell73 and Evenolder follow the example of the disabled servicemen who've just rowed across the Atlantic? I know it's been done already, but at least it would give the rest of us a month's peace from the absolute rubbish that passes for witty banter between the three of you.

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The forum has been at peace because there's nobody left on it! All the serious posters have upped and gone- wherever they are getting on with their business, it isn't on here. I'm sure that I'm not alone in saying that your "banter" is a complete turn off.

Well Maggie, since you find our banter a complete turnoff, what would you like to talk about. The weather perhaps? Ayrshire? I come from there so I know a bit about it. Come on put your money where your mouth is and give us a topic you would like to talk about and we will try to join in. So far you have had 8 posts and if you think our posts are a turn off yours as yet haven't even turned on.

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

The forum has been at peace because there's nobody left on it! All the serious posters have upped and gone- wherever they are getting on with their business, it isn't on here. I'm sure that I'm not alone in saying that your "banter" is a complete turn off.

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Maggiemay - I sniff an upstart , you post about people having a go at other members and moan about what others do say ,then heavens above you start ranting on yourself when you popin once on a bluemoon . I think your backside needs a thrashing and you're attention seeking !
Shortly you'll have a full inbox from guys offering to put you over their knee , whey hey - you win !

Now back to my wee holiday - Scotland is winning here people unless you speak up .

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

I have a suggestion. Why don't you, Bluebell73 and Evenolder follow the example of the disabled servicemen who've just rowed across the Atlantic? I know it's been done already, but at least it would give the rest of us a month's peace from the absolute rubbish that passes for witty banter between the three of you.

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OMG. Just listen to her - an upstart indeed. Let's face it, Barbedwire, you should know all about upstarts - when your starting point is Fife, the only way is up.

About your holiday - you asked for suggested destinations- I don't recall anybody suggesting Scotland, so don't see how you come to the conclusion that Scotland is winning.

Well little girl , it looks like i'm right about you being an upstart .
You join in November go on to say all the serious ones have up and left, every post you've made has been a poke at what others say .Are you sure you aren't someone else using a different name, location and age?

Fife is a fine place to live and visit if you know were to go.
As for my hoiday destination little girl , do you not know people can make suggestions without posting in the forums hmmmm Scotland is winning so far in areas requested!

We just love the little bratty types on here ,keep up the good work maggiemay .You can also start your own topics to see what people have to say,it's not exactly rocket science :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

OMG. Just listen to her - an upstart indeed. Let's face it, Barbedwire, you should know all about upstarts - when your starting point is Fife, the only way is up.

About your holiday - you asked for suggested destinations- I don't recall anybody suggesting Scotland, so don't see how you come to the conclusion that Scotland is winning.

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I think that you've been sniffing too much of something else, Barbedwire. I don't know who you think I am, but I'm certainly nothing other than what I claim to be. I'm a 23 year old Ph.D student at Glasgow University; home in Ayr although I live in Glasgow during the week; name is not Maggiemay, but then presumably yours isn't Barbedwire. As for your suggestion that people have pleaded with you to stay in Scotland, pull the other one, it plays a tune. Is that bratty enough for you? Upstart indeed - I'd go easy on the wacky-backy if I were you. It's giving you delusions of grandeur.

Hi maggiemay, I have no real wish to be disrespectful to you but the phrase children should be seen and not heard seems to leap to the forefront of my considerably less educated mind !. On re-reading your postings I have come to the conclusion that either you used to post here under other name or that you are an educated idiot, I favour the latter as the other protagonist was at least very able at passing the odd humorous remark where as you just wish to disrespect every one

OK Maggie I tried to head you off at the pass but I had a feeling that you were not listening. You are nothing else than a silly wee lassie looking for attention and you have decided to use our posts to get that attention. What you have just said about Barbie is out of order and based on complete ignorance. I know Barbie and thank god I don't know you because you are just an ignorant little person that probably no-one bothers about. Now can I suggest that you butt out and leave us alone to post our banter that a lot of forum members seem to look at.

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

I think that you've been sniffing too much of something else, Barbedwire. I don't know who you think I am, but I'm certainly nothing other than what I claim to be. I'm a 23 year old Ph.D student at Glasgow University; home in Ayr although I live in Glasgow during the week; name is not Maggiemay, but then presumably yours isn't Barbedwire. As for your suggestion that people have pleaded with you to stay in Scotland, pull the other one, it plays a tune. Is that bratty enough for you? Upstart indeed - I'd go easy on the wacky-backy if I were you. It's giving you delusions of grandeur.

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Well, evenolder, I suppose it's better to be an educated idiot rather than just an idiot. They do say that as you reach old age you start to think and behave as children again - you would seem to confirm that. As for your claim Bluebell, that a lot of forum members look at your "banter", on what do you base that? Barbedwire asks questions and nobody replies; she asks for suggestions and ignores them; she even comments that nobody is interested- see the post about Rugby. Yes. I'm quite happy to leave the three of you to your senile ramblings.

I am sure Barbedwire that there are many in the South who would be very keen to meet you but they are either (a) shy about posting or (b) not able to meet the required standard of absolute rubbishy witty banter;):o or (c) have not yet discovered how to get past the censor who you will note if you peruse the locations of the postings tends to favour those from what us southerns like to call north of the borders:o I have of course been greatly assisted by my itinerant map selling contact Alex who also has connections to the spanking now please community :eek: :eek:

Bye Bye of to bed now

I am beginning to smell a rat here. Is this a wolf in sheep's clothing. Come on Maggie who is working your lever. It wouldn't be someone who resides near Coventry would it. This has all the hallmarks of what has gone on before. I think we should just ignore this idiot. Maggiemay is a figment of the imagination. Whoever this is lacks the intelligence to come from Ayrshire. Come on Maggie pull the other one it has bells on it.

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Originally Posted by maggiemay

Well, evenolder, I suppose it's better to be an educated idiot rather than just an idiot. They do say that as you reach old age you start to think and behave as children again - you would seem to confirm that. As for your claim Bluebell, that a lot of forum members look at your "banter", on what do you base that? Barbedwire asks questions and nobody replies; she asks for suggestions and ignores them; she even comments that nobody is interested- see the post about Rugby. Yes. I'm quite happy to leave the three of you to your senile ramblings.

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Hi again Maggiemay, do try and not be upset by anything derogatory Bluebell says he is after all nursing a sore arse

Hi again Maggiemay Now talking about a sore arse, I do not suppose you still have and can still fit into your school uniform

I rest my case! Your last post displays all the classic signs of senile dementia - you smell a rat but claim that I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing;you claim that I'm a figment of the imagination but that you should ignore me; you accuse me of being under the control of someone who resides near Coventry( you've lost me completely on that one I'm afraid); you cast doubts on my intelligence, and based on that, claim that I cannot come from Ayrshire. What sort of world do you live in? It's quite amazing that you and evenolder have managed to find each other- surely a marriage made in heaven.

Hi again Maggiemay are you sure you are not covespank? you did manage to get a little humour into your last post?? now back to my question about your school uniform:D

Humour? I do apologise - it wasn't intentional. It was meant to be pity and despair. About your question - have you got a thing about young girls in school uniform, then? Do you like to see them bending over in their short skirts, showing off their little white panties? That's alright, evenolder. I've got a thing about old men in dirty macs. Perhaps we should get together?xx

She or he I doth declare hath lost the plot. Look dearie or whatever you are just go away and leave us alone. You know I think away back there used to be a paddle steamer called the Maggiemay. It looks like it is still sailing, lost in a fog.


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Originally Posted by maggiemay

Humour? I do apologise - it wasn't intentional. It was meant to be pity and despair. About your question - have you got a thing about young girls in school uniform, then? Do you like to see them bending over in their short skirts, showing off their little white panties? That's alright, evenolder. I've got a thing about old men in dirty macs. Perhaps we should get together?xx

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Hi again Maggiemay all this school girl talk has got my tongue hanging out ahh thats not my tongue is it :D;) Now you are beginning to get a feel for what passes for humour on this site . I would suggest you take a look back at my earlier postings every one including you gave me a bit of stick!!
So stay with it it has to be better than watching the crap on tv

That's much better, evenolder. You can put your tongue away for the moment, though ( and anything else that you've got hanging out!). I think that Bluebell73 is getting a little bit jealous though. I hope that he's not going to be a gooseberry. Surely he's heard the expression "Two's company, three's a crowd". Now, where were we? I've just been reading that you've got a thing about being spanked by nuns. I've got a very skimpy nun's outfit that I wear sometimes( did I tell you I sometimes do kissagrams?) Perhaps I could wear it when we meet- then I'll take your trousers and pants down and give your bottom a good hard spanking. That's what you'd like isn't it?xxx

I am appealing to all the members who bother to read these posts, has any one got a dirty old mac they longer need??

Maggiemay you appear to be softening a little! but all this talk of dressing up like a nun is having the opposite affect on me:):p:p:p.
Bluebell is fine but just a little defensive of Barbedwire, how do you think he got that sore arse??

Put your tongue away, you naughty boy. You'll be drooling next. Let's see if you think that I'm softening when I'm spanking your bare bottom. Bluebell may think that he got a sore bottom ( yes, it's bottom, my lad, not "arse" - so vulgar - I'll have to punish you for that as well). When I'm done with you, young man, you'll know what a sore bottom really is.xxx

OK then Maggie, see how you can get involved in a bit of banter. Now here comes the challenge. you purport to come from Ayr. There used to be a pub in Ayr called the 'One Hundred and One' You tell me why it was called the 'One Hundred and One', tell me where it is or used to be and I will agree to meet you and buy you a gin and tonic or whatever your fancy is. I will also bring my lochgelly belt and you can give me six of the best with it. This all depends on you being who you say you are.


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Sorry Maggie, my glass of vino blanco is beginning to dull the mind. The pub was called the 'One Hundred and Ten', You can up the six to twelve for stupidity.


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Maggiemay I am really beginning to warm to you "young man":confused::o I wish I do not think you read my profile fully!!, I would hope you are also short sighted .
See I told you now Bluebell is beginning to warm to you as well :rolleyes: I would google the pub and it would not matter anyway if he thinks you are going to belt him he will accept any answer

Now Evenolder. I am very careful about who belts me and she must conform to certain standards i.e. she must be a female and look like one. Barbie fits the bill completely. As regards Maggiemay, I have my doubts. The postings by Maggiemay on here are not of a young lady somewhere in the region of 23 anos. It is my suspicion that our Maggiemay has three things that Barbie doesn't have. Two of them if he is lucky are similar the third, well need I say more. Come on Cove own up.

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Originally Posted by evenolder

Maggiemay I am really beginning to warm to you "young man":confused::o I wish I do not think you read my profile fully!!, I would hope you are also short sighted .
See I told you now Bluebell is beginning to warm to you as well :rolleyes: I would google the pub and it would not matter anyway if he thinks you are going to belt him he will accept any answer

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Hi again Bluebell, well I did allude to this point in an earlier post

By the way I googled the one hundred and ten and all it gave me was a restaurant in Glasgow

Sorry Evenolder, not even close. If a person comes from Ayr they will know the answer. If they come from Coventry, it will be a bit harder.

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Originally Posted by evenolder

By the way I googled the one hundred and ten and all it gave me was a restaurant in Glasgow

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Hi once again Bluebell, Well maggiemay seems to be a bit slow coming up with a answer!!! so not a lot of local knowledge then!! But good to see some one else posting who ever he/she may be! read posting 31 again very much in the style of covespank, must be very annoying not finding any spelling mistakes :):(:p ..Gripe/Bleat/Whine/Moan but still purporting to be from Scotland:mad: Come on you English you can type with one hand:rolleyes::D;)

I wasn't aware that I was doing a test under timed conditions. I do have a life - I eat, I sleep, I study, I go out, I enjoy myself. You ought to try it, it might make you a more interesting person. As for the pub The One Hundred and Ten used to be on New Road, near the harbour. It's the road that runs from Ayr to Prestwick. It closed under that name and then re-opened as The Auld Hoose, which closed some three or four years ago. It has been empty since then. I looked at it this morning. I don't know the derivation of the name - neither do my parents, my aunts, an uncle, my grandparents, and even a local tour guide( Donald Kay). I would refute your claim that anyone from Ayr would know the answer. I'll tell you what - you provide us with proof to back your claim. At a guess, I would suggest it might have something to do with a group of local Covenanters who were either captured or died in a local battle. I think that there were about that number of them.
I'll pass on the drink, thank you. I never touch gin- can't stand the stuff. I've also seen the problems that have ensued with your relationships with other young girls and don't really wish to go down that road. If thinking that I don't come from Ayr makes you happy, then please go ahead.