I've just looked at the 'Warwickshire Plus' section and could only find one female submissive and they were a 'commercial' sub - the rest were subby males. So where are all the ladies??
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I've just looked at the 'Warwickshire Plus' section and could only find one female submissive and they were a 'commercial' sub - the rest were subby males. So where are all the ladies??
It is true that there's a scarcity of female subs advertising on internet forums but, if you were aware of some of the unsavoury replies those who do advertise are likely to receive, I think you'd understand why most refrain from advertising.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefwhip
If you genuinely want to find a lady with whom to build a trusting friendship, then my advice to you is to take your time whilst contributing to the forums, exercise more care over your grammar and spelling and then, when you get known as being a sensible and responsible gentleman, you may find that ladies will contact you.
Uncle David
Right on, Uncle David!!! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Uncle David
Cherry x
Yep, and I'm one of them!!!
Cherry x
Well, you can't have it! My bum! Mine! You can't have it! And I won't share! So there! :p:p:pQuote:
Originally Posted by westender
*blows raspberry and runs away, laughing*
Cherry x
out of sight because female subs should be seen but not hurt
honest
True
Hurt in the wrong kind of way, you mean? Yes - very true. xQuote:
Originally Posted by jennysub
Cherry x
I am still looking for a female submissive or spankee any offers
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Originally Posted by covspank
I've taken her statement to mean that caution needs to be exercised, lest we, as in female subs, fall prey to a dangerous psychopath - if that's what she means, then I agree with her, Sir. Although, if female subs need to be out of sight for their own protection, how can they be seen and not hurt? I can see why you're confused!Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x
I thought "honest" and "True" might of implied clearly that I was making a very tongue in cheek comment...
as in
"SIR!! SNOT FAIR SIR"
SIR!! That cane 'urts SIR!!!
Enjoy it while it lasts, Westy! He's never nice to me! Consider yourself privileged!Quote:
Originally Posted by westender
Cherry x
Have you been following Delia's bizarre recipes again? Putting onion water in your cocoa? No wonder you've been weeping so much!Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x
Really? I thought you were being sarcastic. I am sorry Sir. I didn't believe that you were actually weeping into your non-onion-y cocoa on my account! Whoops... *bites lip and hands Cov a tissue*Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x
P.S. Onions poached in cocoa actually sounds rather tasty...
What's the point in having cookery programmes and books etc. if you're not allowed to cook what they make?Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
"Here's a step-by-step guide how to make poach onions in cocoa, but if you try to make it, I WILL SUE YOU AND KICK YOUR ARSE!!!!"
So me, being me, never taking any notice of authority, goes ahead and makes it anyway. After all, how can this ruling be enforced? I've got everything on the go, pans bubbling away nicely, and all of a sudden, some SAS psycho wearing a balaclava crashes in through my window, swinging in on a rope, rugby tackles me and cuffs my hands behind my back. My assailant takes off her mask, and it's none other than an irate Delia: "I f*@!$%! warned you!!!!"
Cue Graham Chapman...
Cherry x
Roasted? You're advocating cannibalism now?! Glad that I'm such a rarity! That's almost a complement! What would you do if there was more than one of me? *Chuckles*Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
C x
Cough it up! See? That's what happens when you wish misfortune onto people! (c.f. choking on popcorn and ham sandwiches.) Karma's like a boomerang - it returns to sender!Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x
*Suddenly acquires a handbag and is about to go "oooooh!" in a high pitch voice again, when the bear from "A Winter's Tale" steams in and grabs it out of my hands, ragging it into a million pieces*Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
*whines* That was my favourite handbag!!! *folds arms and sulks*Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x
Good old Oscar Wilde! My fave quote is "work is the curse of the drinking classes." Brilliant...Quote:
Originally Posted by covspank
Cherry x