what i think i need

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Originally Posted by covspank

I've got my seat booked in the front row to see you eating your shoes!!
Mustn't forget the camera!! Bon appetit!!
TDH

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I wouldn't want to miss this one, i hope you have big feet westey sir, ha ha.:D:D

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Originally Posted by borocub

I wouldn't want to miss this one, i hope you have feet westey sir, ha ha.:D:D

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Oh, you two are terrible! *chuckles* Y'know, a part of me feels duty-bound to defend poor Westey, but he does leave himself wide open for the ripping of his life...

And I can't even join in because I'll just make things even worse for myself, if that's possible!

Cherry x

well yes westey sir does drop some clangers somtimes, it's usually me.

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Originally Posted by borocub

well yes westey sir does drop some clangers somtimes, it's usually me.

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Poor Clangers! He really needs to be more careful...

*Both Cherry and Borocub become aware of the sounds of indignant whistling coming from near the floor. They both look down to see a bunch of pink, knitted, alien mice jumping up and down angrily...*

Cherry x

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Originally Posted by covspank

If his feet are anything like the size of his mouth, his shoes must resemble banana boats!
TDH

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Ok then does westey sir want fresh cream and choc sprinckles with his shoes.

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Originally Posted by borocub

Ok then does westey sir want fresh cream and choc sprinckles with his shoes.

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Don't forget the strawberries! It is Wimbledon after all!

Cherry x

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Originally Posted by covspank

You're just spoiling him- shoes are best eaten plain- with just a squeeze of lemon- ask Delia!
TDH

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I feel disinclined to ask that psychopath anything, after what happened last time...She came crashing through my window when I was cooking onions poached in cocoa - beat me senseless, she did!

Cherry x

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Originally Posted by covspank

Don't say that you weren't warned! She's got a nasty streak when she thinks people are pinching her recipes! You got off lightly! Rick Stein tried to steal the recipe for cherries in garlic - the dog got it!! She brought out a recipe for fricasee of terrier just after that!
TDH

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I still have nightmares...being tied up, gagged with a tea-towel and savagely spanked with the biggest wooden spatula you have ever seen....I can see why you like her, Sir....

Cherry x

yes! Yes westey sir has finally gone to the other side. My work is done, :D

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Originally Posted by covspank

At least he won't be able to give you the slipper- he won't have any- he'll have eaten them!! SHOES OFF! SHOES OFF! SHOES OFF!
TDH

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Yes sir, with lots of lemon, with a touch of icing sugar. Mmm