I'm contemplating a wee spanking holiday BUT where should I go ???

Hi Barbedwire, Now why are you getting yourself all worked up over a couple of posts from rearender? beerender has a very vivid imagination he has never been near a women and resents your close relationship with Barbedwire. Bestbender as you will observe from the composition of his post is only just above the level of a cretin with absolutely no sense of humour, Jestender with his very limited vocabulary can only resort to crude insults and threats,Pestender should be ignored

Now Evenolder, I know you and I are not getting any younger but I would just like to point out that the ender chappie was having a go at me 'Bluebell73' and not Barbie although he does tend to have a wee snipe at her now and again from long range, He values his life. Barbie has offered him a wee spanking any time he fancies it but I think the white feather thing comes into play. Anyway Barbie has given me some homework to do so I suppose I had better go and have a look at it. She gets quite worked up if she thinks I am enjoying myself too much.

All the Best from Sunny Scotland

BB73:)

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Hi Barbedwire, Now why are you getting yourself all worked up over a couple of posts from rearender? beerender has a very vivid imagination he has never been near a women and resents your close relationship with Barbedwire. Bestbender as you will observe from the composition of his post is only just above the level of a cretin with absolutely no sense of humour, Jestender with his very limited vocabulary can only resort to crude insults and threats,Pestender should be ignored

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Hi Evenolder, it wasn't me it was BB - what were you tippling on if you mistook his post for me :confused:

I see you have been given a title now as admin, how did that happen ???

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Hi Barbedwire, Now why are you getting yourself all worked up over a couple of posts from rearender? beerender has a very vivid imagination he has never been near a women and resents your close relationship with Barbedwire. Bestbender as you will observe from the composition of his post is only just above the level of a cretin with absolutely no sense of humour, Jestender with his very limited vocabulary can only resort to crude insults and threats,Pestender should be ignored

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Evenolder has not been given any form of title, is NOT an administrator and it will be removed.

regards

Oh what a shame! Though not quite sure what Evenolder could possibly be administering, it certainly isn't good advice!

Poor old Evenolder. That must have been the shortest-lived promotion ever. Never mind E - welcome back to the ranks of the plebs!

Hi Maggie old girl, I was down in my favourite town of Ayr yesterday. It was a beautiful sunny day and I had a long walk from Ayr station down the High Street and along New Road to Newton on Ayr Station. I was hoping to meet up with you but you are obviously a very shy person. I even took a detour down to the harbour where I questioned a few of the harbour workers as to their knowledge of any working girls called Maggiemay. One guy did say that he had a recollection that there might have been a collier ship in a few months ago shipping coal to Belfast called Maggiemay but he couldn't confirm. Never mind Maggie I am down in Ayr a lot and if you fancy a G&T just let me know. My favourite pub is the Black Bull. I am sure you will be able to find it. I just hope it isn't Miss Whiplash that turns up, that would require a bit of explaining.

All the best to you Maggie old girl

BB73:)

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Poor old Evenolder. That must have been the shortest-lived promotion ever. Never mind E - welcome back to the ranks of the plebs!

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London. I don't know where a woman would go in London but if she couldn't have a splendid time in London, she'd be miserable anywhere. I'll text a friend and see where you might go. Give me until tomorrow. Jim

Steady Gardener old chap, letting Barbie loose among the Londoners could be dangerous, remember she is from Fife.

BB73:)

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London. I don't know where a woman would go in London but if she couldn't have a splendid time in London, she'd be miserable anywhere. I'll text a friend and see where you might go. Give me until tomorrow. Jim

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