Paul Crewe, author, offers writing lessons

I have written a few stories over the years, and have developed some writing abilities. I am looking for men who like to be schoolboys, to act as pupils. I will instruct you in the art of creative writing, as well as spelling & grammar, and punish any poor behaviour or sloppy prose, a proper English lesson. Initially this will need to be at your place, and a uniform with grey short trousers is mandatory. No gratuities either way, strictly fun. Lessons, alone or with a few friends, in London or Cheshire/Staffordshire are offered weekday, evenings, or week-ends by appointment. This teacher does not abuse or interfere with his pupils, apart from applying pain to their posterior.