Whoops!

[jaybo]

Spankus interruptus
Has any other members been put off from spanking fun by unforseen circumstances?
Today I had an hour and a half to indulge in my self indulgent self spanking fun.
I was all set up...bathed....naked....I had cut myself a nice
Whippy switch from my garden and some spanking porn to watch so I set to with the switch giving myself a few good stripes and viewing said porn not only feeling aroused but that calming buzz that spanking or caning brings when the phone rang....Please come and pick up your son he has been unwell....
BUGGER! Doesnt the mind get confused when one has to assemble clothing, hide the switch and generally get ones self sorted when 5 minutes before one was in an aroused fuzzy state with nothing more than ones own self pleasure. DRAT!

[Titanites]

Ah well, could have been worse - might have been the doorbell rather than telephone, with a member of staff or a taxi-driver bringing your son home! I hope he's soon better, and I'm sure you'll have an uninterrupted session soon.

[jaybo]

Hi Mr T.
Yes all better and yes I have I was rummaging in the shed and found one of my old nasty implements....ouchy!

[Titanites]

Oh? What is it?

[jaybo]

It is a metal rod of unknown origin which has a little give but not much and is quite "thumpy" nice for an endurance session as it takes a while to feel the effects.
Leaves one with a nice dull ache rather than savage throb.

[Titanites]

Yes, I've found similar with metal and some plastic materials.
I've a cane that looks like bamboo, but isn't - to be honest I don't know what plant it is but it was growing in my garden. Still is I think... hope. Anyway, knowing from advice that bamboo is hazardous I've wondered about the safety of this whatever-it-is-that-looks-similar rod, so am pondering covering it with electrician's heat-shrink sleeving.

[jaybo]

Morning!
I know shop bought garden canes can be a bit hopeless splitting and such like they need customising as well.
The plastic variety are better.
No play for me today as son is unwell again hey ho never mind!
Best wishes Jaybo

[Titanites]

Bamboo can be quite dangerous as its split sides are very sharp. (My fat fingers: typed "split dies" then thought, I wasn't thinking engineering tools!)

Anyway, I have encased the bamboo-look-alike in electrician's heat-shrink sleeving. I once made, but since managed to lose or throw away, a sort of crop by covering a two-foot length of 8mm diameter cord in similar sleeving. It took two layers to make it more rigid but was suitably sting-making. I let the rope protrude a little and fluff out so the crop did not have a sharp end. Similarly with a cord martinet, letting the tips fray a little - certainly never melt the ends to stop them fraying as that makes horrible, sharp beads of hard plastic. Play nicely - we don't want anyone getting hurt now, do we?

[jaybo]

amazing what you can turn your hands to with simple household products and maybe a trip to B&Q?

[Titanites]

Plus the advantage that with care they are more discreet - just items or materials with innocuous uses to anyone else who happens to see them!

[jaybo]

its just the X frame in the garden that raises suspicion!