Your chance to sapnk me.

[raggedmale]

This is your chance to pull my pants down, put me over your knee and spank me.

I'd also like to hold my hands out and be strapped.

Unalbe to accomodate. Live in Merseyside.

[paul_crewe]

You insolent little brat! How dare you! "This is your chance" indeed.

I jolly well will get your short trousers round your knees, put you over my knee, and spank your bare little bottom until you howl. And then we'll see if you are still keen to hold your hands out for my two-tail tawse. Let's see if you are keen to ask for a second dozen!

That should wipe the grin off your face.

Now get over here, and look sharp sunshine, or there'll be smacked legs before bedtime.