Mature Cambridge acedemic has vacancies

[toptony]

Very experienced spanker waiting in his study/office near cambridge for the timid knock of female students, naughty housewives or poorly performing PA's/secretaries of all ages under size 16.
Will also deal with slim 'schoolboy' lookalikes under the age of 25.
All levels and special interests catered for in a safe, confidential and very discreet arrangement.
Happy to chat till you are ready to take the walk of shame to my door.
Sir

[toptony]

Apologies for the typo in original ad title - eyes are not what they were but right arm still very strong. BTW I am also doing regular work in Birmingham now and staying at a very nice Hotel in city centre so why not meet me there - dinner provided before, in comfort or after - sitting uncomfortably.
Sir.